第1章 这特么是凤凰？

Is that a phoenix?

[Silly + Lighthearted + Nonsensical + Funny, Enter at Your Own Risk] With the world's spiritual energy reviving, humans can cultivate, and some plants and animals have evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest spirit pet system at the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that can unleash lightning? Have you ever seen anything like it?! World leaders avoid Wei Xuan like the plague, and Wei Xuan leads his army of spirit pets to conquer all corners of the land!

World leaders: "You might not believe it, but this chicken slapped me across the face!"

【沙雕+轻松+无厘头+搞笑，不喜慎入】世界灵气复苏，人类能够修炼，一些动植物也进化为灵兽，卫玄开局觉醒最强灵宠系统，会功夫的鸡？会音波功的狗？会放雷电的猫？见过嘛你！世界各国大佬见卫玄退避三舍，卫玄带着灵宠大军征战四方！
各国大佬：“说出来你可能不信，这只鸡扇过我大嘴巴子！”