第1章 古董店

Antique Shop

Legend has it that deep in an inconspicuous street in City B of Country M, there is a magical antique shop.

"The portrait of the muscular Lisa, the Shanghai scene during the Qingming Festival, the great sword under immense pressure..."

You can see them all here.

The owner of this antique shop is an even more remarkable man.

He is a vampire, a vampire prince who has lived for two thousand years.

"Manager, are all the antiques in your shop genuine?"

The new employee looked shocked.

They're all real. Some I drew, and some I stole when I was young and didn't know any better.

"Manager, manager! The cross necklace you're wearing is so pretty! Where did you buy it? I want to buy one too!"

"I was young and naive, and I stole it from the Vatican. But I have to say, it's actually quite comfortable to wear."

"Shocking! Store manager, you were such a thief when you were young, were you in and out of jail all the time?"

“It’s just like home; going to prison is like going home.”

"However, I have now turned over a new leaf and I just want to be an outstanding young person."

This work is also known as: I just left the beginner village and met the salted fish demon king.

相传在M国B市一条不起眼的街道深处，有这么一家神奇的古董店。
“猛男丽莎的画像，清明上海图，压力山大一世的大宝剑……”
在这里，都能见到。
而这家古董店的店长更是一个神奇的男人。
他是一名吸血鬼，一名活了俩千年的吸血鬼亲王。
“店长，咱们店铺的古董都是真的么？”
新来的店员一脸震惊。
都是真的，有些是我画的，有些是我年轻时不懂事抢的。
“店长，店长！你胸前的十字架项链好好看！在哪买的？我也要买！”
“还是年轻时不懂事，去梵蒂冈抢的，别说，这玩意戴着还挺舒服。”
“震惊！店长你年轻时这么能抢，监狱是不是经常进？”
“家常便饭，进监狱就跟回家一样。”
“不过，现在我改过自新了，我只想当一个优秀青年。”
本作又名为：刚出新手村的我，就遇见咸鱼大魔王。