第1章 今天是我的葬礼，墓园里充满了欢声笑

Today is my funeral, and the cemetery is filled with laughter.

Some people are alive, but they are already dead.

Some people die, but they still have a chance to be resurrected.

"OK! All eyes on me, your revival match is here! Whoever gets the highest score in my game will be reborn!"

In the center of the magnificent stage stood an enthusiastic host.

In the challenge arena, a group of qualified reincarnators are ready to go.

"How can I prove I'm not mentally ill in the shortest amount of time?"

"If your mother and girlfriend both fell into the water at the same time, and you could only save one, how could you save both of them?"

Why has Schrödinger's cat experiment not been completed to this day?

Looking at the questions on stage, each one seemingly fraught with danger, Li Tianxiu had a bold idea.

Note: 1. Original content, infinite flow!

2. This book contains a large number of abstract, nonsensical, and morally offensive elements. If you cannot understand it, please find a doctor and complete the discharge procedures as soon as possible.

有的人活着，但他已经死了。
有的人死了，但他还有复活赛。
“OK！全体目光向我看齐，你们的复活赛来辣！只要在我的游戏里拿到最高分，你们就将获得新生！”
华丽的舞台中央，站着一个兴致盎然的主持人。
挑战席里，一群获得资格的轮回者整装待发。
“如何在最短的时间内证明自己不是神经病？”
“如果你的妈妈和女朋友同时掉进水里，而你只能救一个，要怎样才能够两全其美？”
“薛定谔的猫的试验为何至今无法完成？”
看着台上一个个暗藏杀机的题目，李添袖产生了大胆的想法。
注：1、原创副本，无限流！
2、本书含有大量抽象、无厘头、毁节操元素，如有无法看懂者，请尽快寻找医生办理出院手续。