第1章 不做就死，这系统指定有大病！

If you don't do it, you die; this system must be seriously flawed!

Su Jiang transmigrated to a parallel planet and became a top celebrity in the Chinese entertainment industry within two and a half years by plagiarizing others. However, he also suffered from severe mental exhaustion and was extremely tired of life under the spotlight. He only wanted to quit the entertainment industry and live a "laid-back" life of fishing, camping, and eating at roadside stalls.

On the very day he was preparing to confront the company, he unexpectedly awakened the [Either Do It or Die - Ultimate Slacking Off System].

The tasks the system issued were bizarre and varied, all incompatible with his "top influencer" status, and could even be considered career-ruining. But failure to complete them meant death!

The first task: At a nationally televised awards ceremony, publicly say to your biggest rival, the ice queen of the entertainment industry and a top heiress, An Rou, "Did you rent your trophy? Also, I like your legs, they're straight enough."

To save his life, Su Jiang gritted his teeth and did as instructed.

The entire internet is in an uproar! Fans are leaving! The company is terminating its contract! Rivals are overjoyed!

Su Jiang was overjoyed: "Great! Now I can finally retire from the industry and give up, right?"

However, his outrageous behavior, because it was too "real" and "brave", struck a chord with the audience's rebellious psychology. Amid a barrage of criticism, his popularity rose instead of falling, and he became a bizarrely popular internet sensation!

From then on, Su was forced to give up Jiang, embarking on a crazy path in the entertainment industry where "the more you want to quit, the more popular you become, and the more you want to give up, the more famous you become." Meanwhile, An Rou, the wealthy heiress he had publicly "teased," began to pay attention to this eccentric "lunatic" with a belly full of "???".

苏江穿越平行蓝星，靠着“文抄公”在两年半内卷成了内娱顶流，却也患上了严重的精神内耗，极度厌倦了聚光灯下的生活，一心只想退出娱乐圈，去过钓鱼、露营、吃路边摊的“摆烂”生活。
就在他准备和公司摊牌的当天，意外觉醒了 【不做就死·究极摆烂系统】。
系统发布的任务千奇百怪，都与他“顶流”的身份格格不入，甚至可以说是自毁前程。但完不成就得死！
开局第一个任务：在全国直播的颁奖典礼上，当众对自己最大的竞争对手、娱乐圈冰山女王、顶级豪门千金安柔 说：“你的奖杯是租的吗？还有，我喜欢你的腿，够直。”
苏江为了活命，硬着头皮照做。
全网炸裂！粉丝脱粉！公司解约！对家狂喜！
苏江也狂喜：“太好了！这下总能退圈摆烂了吧？”
然而，他离谱的行为却因为过于“真实”和“勇敢”，戳中了观众的逆反心理，在一片骂声中，他的人气不降反升，诡异地爆火出圈！
从此，苏被迫摆烂-江，在系统的逼迫下，踏上了一条“越想退圈越红，越想摆烂越火”的娱乐圈疯神之路。而那位被他当众“调戏”的豪门千金安柔，也带着满腹的“？？？”，开始关注这个行为异常的“神经病”。