第1章 阴戏

Yinxi

After sixteen years of studying opera, he stepped onto the stage to vanquish demons and gods.

He played Bao Gong, and the ghosts cried out for justice as Yama, the King of Hell, was beheaded by the dragon-headed guillotine.

I'll impersonate Zhong Kui, vanquish demons across the land, and capture evil spirits to enjoy with my wine.

The dancing Guan Yu, with his unwavering righteousness, sweeps away all injustice with his Green Dragon Crescent Blade.

Singing of the Great Sage, with his mighty cudgel rising, the jade sky is cleared of dust for ten thousand miles!

...

"A mere actor dares to pretend to be a god?"

Deep within the Yin Mountains, a ghost king uttered a mocking voice.

"An actor?"

Zhou Sheng suddenly opened his phoenix eyes, Guan Gong's robe billowed without wind, and his crescent blade trembled with a dragon's roar.

"Waaaaah!"

The painted-face singer's voice is like a thunderclap from a clear sky, accompanied by the rapid beat of gongs and drums. The Azure Dragon splits open the gates of hell and single-handedly goes to the meeting to capture the demon!

With all the demons vanquished, Zhou Sheng stood stroking his beard and began reciting lines in a theatrical style.

"The demonic aura has vanished, and the world is now clear and bright. You must remember:"

I am—the Marquis of Hanshou, the Great Emperor Xietian, the Holy Lord Guan!

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(The author already has two completed books with over 10,000 subscribers each, and never abandons them, so you can enjoy them without worry~)

学戏十六年，登台斩鬼神。
演包公，亡魂喊冤，龙头铡下斩阎罗。
扮钟馗，九州荡魔，擒得恶鬼好下酒。
舞关公，义薄云天，青龙偃月荡不平。
唱大圣，千钧棒起，玉宇澄清万里埃！
……
“区区戏子，也敢装神？”
阴山深处，有鬼王出声戏嘲。
“戏子？”
周生猛地睁开丹凤眼，关公袍无风自荡，偃月刀震颤龙吟。
“哇呀呀呀呀——！”
花脸唱腔如平地惊雷，踏着急急风的锣鼓，青龙劈开鬼门关，单刀赴会擒魔头！
万鬼伏诛，周生抚髯而立，戏腔念白。
“妖氛荡尽，乾坤朗清，尔等切记：
某乃——汉寿亭侯、协天大帝、关圣—帝—君！“
……
（作者已有两本完结的万订老书，从不太监，放心可食~）