第1章 老爹造反，穿越大唐

My father rebels, and I travel back in time to the Tang Dynasty.

In the ninth year of the Wude era, not long after the Xuanwu Gate Incident, the Turkic Khaganate's Jieli Khan led an army of 300,000 to Chang'an.

Yuchi Gong: "Your Majesty, please send troops! If you don't, the Turkic bastards will be scared to death by the Crown Prince's divine thunder."

Hou Junji: "Your Majesty, you do not need to send troops to attack Luo Yi. The Crown Prince has already sent men to escort Luo Yi to the palace to plead guilty with a bundle of thorns on his back."

Wang Junlang: "Your Majesty, Prince Li Yuan of Lujiang has been executed. It was all the Crown Prince's doing."

Li Jing: "Your Majesty, next time there is a rebellion to quell, just assign any junior officer. The Crown Prince has already made all the arrangements."

Fang Xuanling: "Your Majesty, the Crown Prince has run away to Youzhou again. I'm afraid Goguryeo will be ruined by him."

Cheng Yaojin: "Your Majesty, do you have any objections to sending my two sons to the Crown Prince's residence for him to train?"

Wei Zheng: "Your Majesty, I heard that the Crown Prince's fleet has conquered Borneo. My Wei family is poor, so you must make some arrangements."

Changsun Wuji: "Your Majesty, could the Changsun family be allowed to send a few ships on the Crown Prince's voyage to the Western Ocean?"

Su Dingfang: "Your Majesty, the Crown Prince ordered me to capture 100,000 slaves. What do you think should be done with them?"

...

Li Shimin: "Guanyinbi, being on the throne is really meaningless."

Empress Zhangsun: "Hehe, Erlang, you should just be a good working man."

Li Shimin: "......"

This book is entirely fictional; please do not attempt to identify with it!

武德九年，玄武门兵变不久，突厥颉利可汗率三十万大军兵临长安。
尉迟恭：“圣上发兵吧，再不发兵，突厥崽子都被太子用神雷吓死了。”
侯君集：“圣上，您不用发兵攻打罗艺。太子已经派人押解罗艺，在殿外负荆请罪。”
王君廊：“圣上，庐江王李瑗已经伏诛，一切都是太子的运筹帷幄。”
李靖：“圣上，下次再有平叛造反之事，随意安排位小将吧。太子将一切都安排好了。”
房玄龄：“圣上，太子又跑路去幽州，只怕高句丽会被他玩死。”
程咬金：“圣上，俺家两位犬子送到太子府，让他调教您没有意见吧。”
魏征：“圣上，听说太子的船队，将婆罗洲打下来。我老魏家底薄，您怎么也得安排一下。”
长孙无忌：“圣上，这次太子下西洋的船队，能不能让长孙家几条船也参加？”
苏定方：“圣上，太子命令微臣抓的十万奴隶，您看怎么处置？”
...
李世民：“观音婢，朕的皇位当得真没意思。”
长孙皇后：“嘿嘿，二郎，你就乖乖做高明的打工人吧。”
李世民：“......”
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