第1章 ，我，麒麟，躺平

I, Qilin, lie flat.

Lin Feng transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, only to find himself transformed into a soul beast with no strength whatsoever, except for his cuteness. Fortunately, during a foraging trip, his cuteness earned him a Saintess, Bibi Dong, as his human servant. Having died from overwork in his previous life, and finding the outside world far too dangerous, Lin Feng, after awakening the "Idle Fish Sign-in System," became increasingly lazy and irresponsible each day! Who would have thought that Bibi Dong could hear Lin Feng's thoughts? "Little Fengfeng, give me a hug!" [A little tighter, hug me tighter!] "Little Fengfeng, a maid brought over a bowl of soup. Do you want to drink it together? After we finish, we'll go see our teacher!" [Shapi, what are you drinking? That's a sleeping potion! If you drink it, you'll be waiting to be... you know... done to you by your beastly teacher!]... Bibi Dong: "Little Fengfeng, you're truly a lucky star for our Spirit Hall!"

林封穿越斗罗大陆，没想到竟穿越成了一只除了萌之外，什么实力没有的魂兽。幸好在一次觅食当中，因为萌，收获一只圣女比比东铲屎官。因为前世过度劳累被猝死，再加上外面实在太过于危险。于是在觉醒闲鱼签到系统之后，林封一天比一天咸鱼，一天比一天懒！谁能想到，比比东能够听到林封的心声。“小封封，抱一抱！”【在用点力，抱紧一点！】“小封封，侍女送过来一碗汤，你要不要一起喝，喝完我们在一起去见老师！”【沙皮，喝什么喝，那是迷魂药，你等下喝了，就等着被你那禽兽老师那啥吧！】······比比东：“小封封，你真是我们武魂殿的福星