第1章 开局紧箍咒，老孙不忍了！（求书架）

The opening scene is shrouded in a tight headband; Old Sun can't take it anymore! (Seeking a bookshelf)

My name is Li Ran, and I'm an unlucky guy who just died suddenly at my workstation.

To make matters worse, I transmigrated into Sun Wukong's body, and the story begins with the famous scene of "Three Battles with the White Bone Demon," where I was being led by the saintly Tang Sanzang to recite the Tightening-Headband Mantra until I died on the spot.

idiot boss, incompetent teammates... whoever wants this blessing can have it!

"Ding! Strong resistance detected from the host. The Chaotic Demon Ape origin buried deep within the bloodline is beginning to awaken..."

"The Monkey King's exclusive divine power 'Heavenly Dao Datafication' has been activated!"

Good heavens, my cheat code is actually myself?! What are we waiting for!

"I quit!"

Before the eyes of all the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms, I personally tore apart the golden headband on my head. Looking at Guanyin's beautiful face, which was so shocked that she lost her composure, I felt that all the pent-up frustration of the past five hundred years had been worth it.

Journey to the West? What a load of rubbish!

Go back to my Flower Fruit Mountain, activate my time-manipulation cheat, and build my Demon Alliance. Isn't that great?

As for Tang Sanzang and his companions... let them die wherever they want, it's none of my business!

我叫李燃，是个刚猝死在工位上的倒霉蛋。
更倒霉的是，我魂穿成了孙悟空，开局就是“三打白骨精”名场面，正被唐僧这个圣母领导念紧箍咒念到当场去世。
傻X领导、猪队友……这福报谁爱要谁要！
“叮！检测到宿主强烈反抗意志，埋藏于血脉深处的【混沌魔猿】本源开始苏醒……”
“【齐天大圣】专属神通‘天道数据化’已激活！”
好家伙，我的金手指，原来是我自己？！那还等什么！
“老子不干了！”
我当着三界神佛的面，亲手撕碎了头上的金箍。看着观音那张震惊到失态的俏脸，我感觉五百年的憋屈都值了。
取经？取个屁！
回我的花果山，开我的时间外挂，搞我的妖盟建设，它不香吗？
至于唐僧他们……爱死哪死哪，关我屁事！