第1章 我居然成了预言大师

I've actually become a prophet!

Chen Fan transmigrated to a parallel world ten years ago, but was forced to become a greasy butcher.

After getting drunk, he drew a comic book documenting his dreams, but unexpectedly, he became bound to a system and transformed into the strongest prophet.

"Holy crap, this quality even made it to the first page? Is the website sure they're not mistaken?"

"The author wields a butcher's knife and rampages through the city for kilometers, even taking down a giant monster three stories tall in one move?"

"Holy crap, this guy actually turned the monster into stir-fried shredded vegetables with a swift stroke!"

"Nonsense, that was clearly my bald instructor, driving back and forth on the monster's head explaining driving test part two."

"Huh? What I saw was Tony the hairdresser downstairs, wielding a 40-meter curling iron, burning the monster to death?"

"Stop arguing! It was a mosaic person who put a thong on the monster, making it so embarrassed!"

Chen Fan: System, what kind of garbage skills have you given me...?

陈凡穿越到平行世界十年，却只能被迫当一个油腻的猪肉佬
大醉之后的他，画了一部记录梦想的漫画，可谁知道却意外绑定系统，变成了最强预言师
“卧槽，这质量也能上首页？网站确定没搞错吧？”
“作者提着杀猪刀在都市横行几公里，还一招干翻了三层楼楼高的大型怪物？”
“我靠，这位大佬竟然手起刀落，将怪物做成了炒三丝！”
“瞎说，那明明是我的秃头教练，开车在怪物头上来回讲解科目二。”
“啊？我怎么看到是楼下的托尼老师，拿着四十米的卷发棒，把怪物烫死的？”
“都别争了，是一个马赛克人给怪物穿上了丁字裤，把怪物羞死的！”
陈凡：系统，你给我的这都是什么狗屁技能……