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I just beat Dark Souls 3, and the next second I became the Lord of the Abyss in another world! Bound to the [Firelink Dungeon], I'm invincible from the start, and I swear to create the fairest and most loving paradise for suffering in history!

But can someone tell me why the entire kingdom went on high alert just because I put a "Gundam" as a tutorial character?!

I threw a glowing stone because I was afraid players would get lost, but it was taken as the "ultimate guide of the evil god," attracting a bunch of archaeologists to study it at the cost of their lives! The most beautiful ice queen on the continent even knelt in front of me with the Imperial Seal of the State, begging me with tears in my eyes to delay the destruction of the world by even a little bit!

I'm dumbfounded. I really just wanted to see you guys roll, parry, and fight bosses, to experience the pure joy of gaming!

Looking at my sky-high "reputation" score in the system and the million-strong army kneeling outside the dungeon, I silently lit a cigarette, wanting to ask just one question:

"Um... anyone else want to try my new game? I'll give you a +10 artifact for your first clear, hey!"

刚打穿黑魂3，下一秒我就成了异世界深渊之主！绑定【传火地下城】，开局无敌，我发誓要打造史上最公平、最有爱的受苦乐园！
可谁能告诉我，为什么我放个“古达”当新手引导员，整个王国都拉响了最高战备警报？！
我怕玩家迷路扔个发光石头，竟被当成“邪神的终极指引”，引来一堆考古学家舍命研究！大陆最美的冰山女帝，更是带着传国玉玺跪在我面前，含泪求我晚亿点点再毁灭世界！
我傻了，我真的只是想看你们翻滚、弹反、打BOSS，感受纯粹的游戏快乐啊！
看着系统里爆表的“信誉度”和地下城外跪着的百万大军，我默默点起一根烟，只想问一句：
“那个……还有人想来体验我的新游戏吗？首通送+10神器哦，亲！”