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Mom and Dad aren't home. I'm all alone. Lonely and passionate. Suddenly, I get a crossover anime chat group where I can chat with anime girls. But why did it turn out like this? Homura Akemi: No! Absolutely not! I will never fight you again in this life! Skill activated! [Rebellion of the Little Toe] Everyone present will twist their little toe, so painful that they can't move. Madoka Kaname: Ability activated! [I am your father!] The target must call the caster "father" and automatically hand over their money! Kazuma: I've had enough. I can't move for three minutes, two minutes and fifty-nine seconds of the battle! Take this! [Shared Underpants Curse!] Everyone present will instantly feel their underwear tighten, causing them to lose their ability to move. Ken Kaneki: YA☆DA☆ZE! Ability activated! [Encirclement of Allies!] Launches an ally to cause a powerful attack! Leng Chang: ? RNM! All of you stop! Ah! Why am I glowing?! Damn it!

爸❤妈❤不❤在❤家❤一❤人❤寂❤寞❤火☆熱☆勁☆慡☆小☆说……突然获得综漫聊天群能和二次元女孩子好好交流，可是为什么会变成这样？晓美焰：不要！绝对不要！这辈子绝对不会再和你战斗！技能发动！【小脚趾的叛逆】在场的所有人都会扭到小脚趾，痛到无法行动。鹿目圆香：能力发动！【我是你爸爸！】目标见到施术者必须喊“爸爸”，并自动上交身上的钱财！和真：我受够了，战斗三分钟两分五十九秒都动不了！吃我【共享裤衩诅咒！】在场的所有人会瞬间感觉裤衩一紧，导致行动失效。金木研：YA☆DA☆ZE！能力发动【友军之围！】发射一个队友造成牛逼的攻击！冷常：？RNM！你们都住——手——！啊！我怎么在发光！死——爹——啦——！