第1章 立志成为‘霍总’！

I aspire to become 'President Huo'!

Fanfiction: Douluo Continent

• Story style: Unconventional, lighthearted and humorous, dark and cunning

• Main character elements: System-based, Transmigrator, Multiple female leads, Intelligent.

• Worldview Setting: Hegemony, Technological Advancement, and Enlightenment

I woke up to find myself as Huo Yuhao from Douluo Continent 2, a character with a tragic start, and inhabited by Tianmeng and Elder Yi. Faced with Bei Bei and Tang Ya's enthusiastic invitation to join the Tang Sect, I, familiar with the original story, immediately refused—what a joke! Who wants to be the son-in-law of a scheming, unjustly plotted against for millennia?

[Ding! Refuse fate's arrangement! The Multiverse Sign-in System is activated! Newbie quest: Sign in at Shrek Academy!]

From then on, the tone completely shifted. Shrek Academy wanted to use the title of "core disciple" to bind me? I'll just pull out the "Flawless Meditation Technique" rewarded by the system, its efficiency will crush your Xuan Tian Gong! Knowing that the inspection team is going to suffer, I'll simply switch to spectator mode, focusing on "respecting the fate of others."

I infiltrated the Body Sect, using modern thinking to subdue a group of brutes and rise to become its leader; I took control of the Holy Spirit Cult, treating evil soul masters as mere laborers. When the God King Tang San cast his gaze upon me, I had already integrated the two major forces, my military might pointing directly at the continent.

Tang San, it's time to change the chess player on this continent. Your Shrek Academy is too hypocritical; your theocracy needs to be overthrown! And I, President Huo, will establish a new order in this world, and incidentally, save those heartbroken beauties—only children make choices, I want them all!

衍生同人·斗罗大陆
· 故事风格： 反套路 · 轻松搞笑 · 腹黑
· 主角元素： 系统流 · 穿越者 · 多女主 · 智商在线
· 世界观设定： 争霸 · 科技兴国 · 思想启蒙

一觉醒来，我成了斗罗大陆2里那个开局惨兮兮的霍雨浩，体内还住着天梦哥和伊老。面对热情邀我入唐门的贝贝和唐雅，熟知原著剧本的我直接选择拒绝——开什么玩笑，谁要当那被万年算计的冤种女婿？

【叮！拒绝命运安排，万界签到系统激活！新手任务：前往史莱克学院签到！】

从此，画风彻底跑偏。史莱克想用“核心弟子”的名头绑定我？反手掏出系统奖励的《无漏冥想术》，效率碾压你玄天功！明知监察团要遭重，我直接开启看戏模式，主打一个“尊重他人命运”。

我潜入本体宗，用现代思维折服一群莽夫，混成老大；我掌控圣灵教，将邪魂师当成打工仔。当神王唐三的视线投下，我早已整合两大势力，兵锋直指大陆。

唐三，这个大陆的棋手该换人了。你的史莱克，太伪善；你的神权，该被革命了！而我，霍总，将在此世建立新的秩序，顺便，拯救一下那些意难平的美女们——小孩子才做选择，我全都要！