第1章 刚带我穿越，狗系统你就出问题了？

You just transported me to another world, and this damn system is already malfunctioning?

This book is also known as: "Being an Aha, I Have to Find Fun."

A young man logged into Honkai Impact 3rd in the middle of the night and timed his pulls perfectly to draw from the 10th anniversary limited gacha pool—the SSS-rank Valkyrie Succubus Kevin.

As a result, I accidentally clicked on the Home Supply.

He died of anger.

However, by the grace of God and the protection of Brother Dawei, his consciousness was retrieved by the legendary system.

[Bound to host, about to cross the world barrier and head to the Honkai Impact 3rd world]

"Where's my great system? Where's my cheat code? Where's the newbie gift pack? I can't be left unable to even be a 'suicide squad'!"

[Drawing cheat codes... Drawed Honkai Impact 3 Kevin panel, already issued]

"Haha! I don't need to become a suicide bomber!"

[Starting time travel... Ahaha... System error... Deviated from the intended address... Unknown...]

"No? Stop messing with me!!"

And so, he arrived in Zone Zero in a daze, and became bound to Zhe.

"I ask you, why can birds fly?"

Zhe: "The bird isn't flying? Is it waiting for me to bring it home and make soup?"

Using the airs of an ancestor to show off.

Using the appearance of fireworks to find amusement, and to promote the greatness of the world snake ancestor Kevin.

Using Old Sambo's appearance to trade information about the World Serpent for Tenny has further unsettled various factions.

"For all your questions, ask Aha; the power of the God of Joy will explain everything."

此书又名：《身为阿哈的乐子，我必须得去找乐子》
某青年三更半夜登录崩坏三，卡着时间点抽十周年的限定卡池——SSS级女武神魅魔凯文。
结果失手点到了家园补给。
一气之下，他就气死了。
然而老天有眼，大伟哥保佑，让他的意识被传说中的系统捞到了。
［已绑定宿主，即将穿越世界屏障，去往崩坏三世界］
“我的好系统，我的金手指呢？新手大礼包呢？总不能让我连“死士”都做不了吧！”
［正在抽取金手指……抽到崩坏三凯文面板，已发放］
“哈哈！我不用变死士！”
［开始穿越…啊哈哈…系统错误…偏离预定地址…未知……］
“不是？别搞我啊！！”
就这样，他稀里糊涂的来到了绝区零，并且和哲绑定在一起。
“我问你，鸟为什么会飞？”
哲：“鸟不飞？是等着我把它带回家煲汤？”
用着老祖的姿态去装逼。
用着花火的外表去找乐子，去弘扬世界蛇凯文老祖的伟大
用着老桑博的样貌，去倒卖世界蛇的消息换取丁尼，也让各方势力越发不安
「一切问题请找阿哈，乐子神的伟力会解释一切」