第1章 合法打药

Legal spraying

[A nonsensical, nonsensical text + a "no money" style]

"I am a natural practitioner."

Are there any medications with fewer side effects?

"There's no other way, I'll have to get two injections! If there are any side effects, I won't get them anymore!"

"Two more injections today, the side effects shouldn't be cumulative since they target different areas."

"I feel like I've gotten used to the medication, so maybe I can try something with stronger side effects?"

"The drug concentration is not high enough."

"Wouldn't the effect be better if multiple drugs were combined?"

"What do you mean my head is pointy? Let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you..."

While it's possible to cultivate without using medicine, it's unlikely that one can cultivate without using medicine.

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“我是自然修炼。”
“有没有副作用小点的药物？”
“没办法，就打两针！如果出现副作用以后就不打了！”
“今天再打两针，作用地方不一样副作用应该不会叠加。”
“感觉我已经适应药物了，或许可以尝试副作用更大的？”
“这药物浓度不够啊。”
“多种药物叠加，效果是不是更好？”
“什么叫我头尖尖的？那我问你那我问你那我问你那我问你那我问你那我问你……”
修炼的话可以不打药，但不打药就修炼不太可能。