第1章 两岁半，库柏家可爱的娃。

Two and a half years old, the Cooper family's adorable child.

Ladies and gentlemen! This is the Ellen Show! Let's welcome... the most outstanding novelist! The greatest mathematician! The god of magic! The recipient of the Orcas Lifetime Achievement Award! The recipient of the Nobel Lifetime Achievement Award!...Noah Constance Cooper!!! After the host announced a series of impressive titles, a handsome man with short blond hair and a smile walked onto the stage from backstage. Noah took the microphone and began in a captivatingly magnetic voice. "Actually, my main profession is god; magician, mathematician, and university professor are just my side jobs..." (Single)

先生们！女士们！这里是艾伦秀！让我们有请！最出众的小说家！伟大的数学家！魔术之神！奥卡斯终身成就奖获得者！诺贝尔终身成就奖获得者！.........诺亚.康斯坦斯.库柏！！！主持人唱响一系列震撼人心的头衔后，一名金色短发，面带微笑的俊美男人从幕后走上舞台。诺亚接过话筒，开口便是迷死人不偿命磁性声调。“其实，我的主业是神祇，魔术师，数学家、大学教授这些其实只是我的副业.......”......（单