第1章 总要有人当废物！ 

Someone always has to be the slacker!

[System + Resignation + Humor + Lighthearted + Urban + Campus]

Gu Chen's motto in life: I'll enjoy the good times, but let others bear the hardships.

He thought he could just lie around and live a life of ease, but he ended up getting into Tsinghua and Peking Universities and then his food allowance was cut off!

Just as he was cursing the injustice of fate—[Ding! The strongest slacking-off system is bound!]

"Congratulations on enrolling in a relaxed posture! Reward: 2 million!"

"Congratulations on driving the instructor crazy! Your reward is a Lamborghini!"

"Congratulations on taking your foreign friend to a bathhouse, here's your reward..."

The counselor broke down: "Gu Chen! Can't you be normal for once?!"

Students from Tsinghua and Peking Universities roared: "Did he come here to study or to have a vacation?!"

The system kindly reminded you: "Host, please continue your act of slacking off."

【系统+摆烂+搞笑+轻松+都市+校园】
  顾尘的人生信条：有福我硬享，有难别人当。
  本以为靠躺平就能混吃等死，却反手进了清北大学，还被断粮了！
  正当他痛骂命运不公时——【叮！最强摆烂系统绑定！】
  “恭喜您以躺平姿势入学，奖励200w！”
  “恭喜您气疯教官，奖励兰博基尼！”
  “恭喜您带歪国际友人去洗浴中心，奖励……”
  辅导员崩溃：“顾尘！你能不能正常一点！”
  清北学子咆哮：“他是来读书的还是来度假的？！”
  系统温馨提示：“宿主，请继续您的摆烂表演。”