第一章 大郎，该吃药了！ 

Big brother, it's time to take your medicine!

"Wife, this medicine doesn't taste right. Why don't you try it?"... Death and time travel? A life simulation? Wu Zhi, a hard-working office worker, had just paid off his loans and saved a million-dollar fortune when he was struck down by a stroke of bad luck. When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into the body of Wu Dalang, the first cuckold in history! Even more despairing, he was given the added burden of being fed medicine by Pan Jinlian—a truly hellish start! Was death inevitable? Fortunately, the [Life Simulator] was activated, granting him the ability to glimpse the future and change his fate in reincarnation! Each simulation of the future accurately predicted his death. Each restart of the cycle brought the crisis ever closer. Pan Jinlian's bowl, Wang Po's mouth, Ximen Qing's influence, the rogue's fists... all were death warrants.

“娘子，这药，味道不对。不如……你来尝尝？”……死亡回档？人生模拟？社畜武志辛苦半生，刚还清贷款，攒下百万巨款，却命丧“大运”的车轮之下。再睁眼，竟穿越成史上第一绿帽——武大郎！更绝望的是，附赠的竟是潘金莲喂药，这种地狱开局！死亡已成定局？幸得【人生模拟器】开启，赋予他在轮回中窥探未来、改变命运的能力！每一次模拟未来，都精准预测了他的死亡。每一次轮回重启，危机都更加迫近。潘金莲的碗，王婆的嘴，西门庆的势，泼皮的拳……皆是索命符。