第1章 诡牌师系统

The Deceptive Card Master System

This is pure madness, not a wish-fulfillment story 😜 Normal people should not read this!

The beginning was too restrained, but the end was completely unrestrained!!!

[Gacha mechanics + overused tropes + outrageous side effects + single female lead = a virtual journey of dancing a striptease on a knife's edge!]

The void tore apart the blue planet, and monsters roamed freely!

Lin Gou, a gambler who transmigrated from another world, is bound to the [Cheat Card Master System]!

Can you gain unparalleled power by drawing cards?

Sounds invincible?

—Until he discovered that each card had a more deadly [side effect]:

I drew the skill "Connecting and Transforming" at the start, but the side effect "Rat Tail Juice" almost poisoned the entire city!

Time stopped for ten seconds? The side effect was a collective three-hour amnesia; they forgot everything about the mission!

I drew the buff card [Void Affinity]! The side effect is that it makes all the ferocious monsters... fall madly in love with him?!

Lin Gou, clutching his backside, fled in a sorry state, yelling, "I'm never drawing cards again!"

Teammates went from despair to numbness:

"Brother Gou, please give us a heads-up! Is the side effect this time the ultimate social death or mental pollution? We need to write our wills in advance!"

Thus, amidst the despair of the apocalypse and the bizarre void war, the art style completely collapsed!

While others were engaged in heated battles, Lin Gou was diligently practicing "how to survive the side effects";

While others were meticulously planning their strategies, his tactics manual contained only three words.

"—Smash! Look! Run!"

When the Void Sovereign descends, the shadow of annihilation looms...

Lin Gou's hands trembled as he pulled out a card:

"I'll take the gamble! What if... I make Him fall in love with me too?!"

纯癫文，不是爽文😜正常人勿入！
前面写的太拘谨了，后面彻底放飞！！！
【抽卡+烂梗+副作用逆天+单女主=一场在刀尖上跳脱衣舞的虚空之旅！】
虚空撕裂蓝星，怪物横行！
林苟，一个穿越而来的赌徒，绑定【诡牌师系统】！
抽卡就能获得无与伦比的力量？
听起来很无敌？
——直到他发现，每张卡牌都有更致命的【副作用】：
开局抽到技能【接化发】，副作用【耗子尾汁】差点毒死全城人！
时间暂停十秒？副作用集体失忆三小时，任务全忘光！
抽到buff卡牌【虚空亲和】！副作用竟是让所有狰狞怪物…疯狂的爱上他？！
林苟捂着屁股狼狈逃窜：“老子再也不抽卡了！”
队友们从崩溃到麻木：
“苟哥，求预告！这次副作用是究极社死还是精神污染？我们提前写遗嘱！”
于是，在绝望的末世与诡异的虚空战争中，画风彻底崩坏！
别人在热血战斗，林苟苦练“如何在副作用下存活”；
别人在精密布局，他的战术手册只有三个字
——“抽！看！跑！”
当虚空主宰降临，灭世阴影笼罩......
林苟颤抖着手，哆哆嗦嗦的抽出一张卡：
“赌了！大不了…让祂也爱上我？！”