第1章 闲来吃瓜

Enjoying the melons

[No romance + gossip-loving mind reading + cultivation transmigration + beloved and carefree] Lan Yue transmigrates into a cultivation novel and gains a Three Realms Gossip System. Simply by eating gossip, she can improve her cultivation, so she simply relaxes, like a happy weasel in a melon patch. Little does she know that with the gossip system in hand, others, even beasts, can hear her thoughts. ... ["Today, having nothing to do, I came to the sect to eat gossip. Huh, the Fifth Elder's seemingly otherworldly beard was secretly glued on by me! Unexpectedly!"] The Fifth Elder coughs violently, his reputation ruined! ["Lan Yue: System, when will the main characters appear? I want to see the plot where she's the sect leader's biological daughter."] ["System: Soon. The female lead is being bullied in the back mountain right now."] The sect leader's pupils dilate in shock, and he immediately flies off to find his biological daughter. ...Like a happy weasel in a melon patch every day, she unknowingly becomes the sect's beloved, even being pulled into the main characters' group. [Lan Yue: Help! I don't want to fight the Demon Realm people every few days, getting seriously injured and near death every ten days or so!] ... [Lan Yue: Since I'm here, I might as well stay. Let me see what kind of drama unfolds in the Demon Realm. Oh ho, this demon general who sneaked in actually has a human lover hidden away! The demon general willingly kneels at home every day, cooking with his little heart-shaped tail, hehe. Wow, his lover is being harassed by his nemesis, who is supposedly going to secretly take his lover back...] The leading demon general's body trembled, and he hacked away at the surrounding demon soldiers, tearing open a rift with his red eyes and running back. The villains who were watching the drama collectively collapsed! Just when everyone thought she was only there to watch the drama unfold, Lan Yue chopped off the demon lord's head with a sword. "Oops, my hand slipped."

［无CP+吃瓜读心+修仙穿书+团宠躺平］澜月穿进修仙小说，还获得三界吃瓜系统，只要吃瓜就能提升修为，她直接躺平，像瓜田里快乐的猹。却不知吃瓜系统在手，其他人甚至兽都能听到自己心声。……【今日闲来无事，来宗门吃瓜，咦，五长老这么仙风道骨的胡子竟是自己偷偷黏上去的！没想到哎！】五长老疯狂咳嗽，他一世英名！【澜月：系统，主角团什么时候出现啊，想看她才是宗主亲生女儿的剧情。】【系统：快了，女主现在正在后山被人欺负呢。】一旁的宗主瞳孔地震，连忙飞去找亲生女儿了。…每天像瓜田里快乐的猹，不知不觉她已经成为宗门团宠，甚至还被拉入主角团。【澜月：救命，我不想三天两头和魔域的人对打，十天半个月受重伤，濒临死亡啊！】……【澜月：既来之，则安之，让我看魔界有什么瓜。哦吼，这偷潜过来的魔将，竟然还藏个人族小情人，魔将每天心甘情愿在家里跪板板，用爱心小尾巴做饭吼吼。哇哦，小情人正被他死对头找茬，据说要偷偷带他小情人回…】带头魔将虎躯一震，哐哐乱砍把周围的魔兵解决干净，红眼撕开裂缝跑回去。被吃瓜的那些反派集体崩溃！所有人都以为她只会吃瓜的时候，澜月一剑砍下了魔君脑袋。“哎呀，手滑了