第一章 立志要当大忽悠

Determined to become a master conman

In the autumn of 1999, Barcelona was on the verge of decline, the Galácticos were still in their infancy, Valencia were red-hot, and Deportivo La Coruña were rising to prominence. A mysterious entity was born in a small hotel in Catalonia.

He indirectly facilitated the birth of the Space Team, yet he single-handedly destroyed it.

He never directed the team's training and openly declared that the head coach's responsibility was only to lead the team to victory.

He loves fine wine, good food, beautiful women, and even more so, leading his team to victory.

He loves to be sarcastic, criticize, attack people, and especially enjoys engaging in verbal battles.

1999年，那是一个秋天，巴萨即将由盛转衰，银河舰队还在萌芽，蝙蝠军团炙手可热，超级拉科方兴未艾。一个莫名的存在，在加泰罗尼亚的一间小旅馆里诞生。
    他间接促成了宇宙队的诞生，却一手将他毁灭。
    他从不指挥球队训练，公然宣称主教练的责任只是带队胜利。
    他好美酒，好美食，好美女，更好率领球队胜利。
    他爱毒舌，爱吐槽，爱攻击人，更喜欢和人打嘴仗。