第 1章 开局老婆是教授？

Chapter 1: My Wife is a Professor at the Start?

(Time travel, action-packed story, love triangle, comedy, humor, ambiguous relationship, older woman/younger man relationship, woman pursuing man)

Xu Xiaomo, an ordinary college student, unexpectedly transmigrated into the male protagonist of a male-oriented fantasy novel just because he complained about it. He was supposed to have trillions of dollars in assets, meet all kinds of beauties, and reach the pinnacle of life.

However, ideals are often grand, while reality is often harsh and unpleasant.

What awaited him wasn't an innocent junior or a haughty heiress, but a group of women with diverse styles and irresistible charm... aunties?!

The intellectual and gentle female professor pushed up her glasses and said, "Honey, wait for me after class so we can go home together."

The aloof and domineering female CEO put down the documents: "Mind your place, you are my legal husband."

The alluring and wealthy widow swayed her wine glass lightly: "Call me 'wife,' and I'll give you plenty of pocket money."

A gentle and considerate widowed neighbor knocked on the door: "Xiao Mo, I've made some soup!"

Even the neighbor aunt who watched him grow up shyly said, "Actually... I can too..."

Xu Xiaomo was completely stunned when she saw the "Auntie's Family Photo" in front of her!

What happened to the supposedly carefree and enjoyable life I was promised?

This isn't a good start!

Even more terrifying, the author of this lousy book also transmigrated into this world, sporting a smug grin: "Times have changed, kid! Auntie is the way to go!"

Xu Xiaomo: "...Wang, you yo-yo! I just want to go home!"

Now, he has to struggle to survive amidst gentle persuasion, icy demeanor, and sweet traps, while dealing with the aunties' meticulous (suffocating) "care" and ambiguous ripples of affection, all while searching for his way home.

This hilarious and unexpected urban auntie conquest (in reverse) begins!

（穿越、爽文、修罗场、搞笑、幽默、暧昧、姐弟恋、女追男）
徐小默，一个普通大学生，只因吐槽了一本男频爽文，竟意外穿越成了书中的男主角——本该坐拥万亿家产、邂逅各路美女、走上人生巅峰的龙傲天。
然而，理想很丰满，现实骨感得硌牙。 
等待他的并非清纯学妹、傲娇千金，而是一群风格各异、魅力拉满的……阿姨？！
知性温柔的女教授推着眼镜：“老公，下课等我一起回家。” 
冷艳霸道的女总裁放下文件：“注意身份，你是我法定丈夫。” 
风情万种的富婆遗孀轻摇酒杯：“叫句老婆，零花钱管够。” 
温柔体贴的邻家寡妇敲门：“小默，姐姐煲了汤哦~” 
甚至看着他长大的邻家阿姨也羞涩开口：“其实…我也可以…”
徐小默看着眼前这“阿姨全家福”，整个人都懵了！
说好的爽文人生呢？
这开局不对啊！
更可怕的是，这本破书的作者居然也穿了进来，还一脸贱笑：“时代变了，少年！阿姨才是王道！”
徐小默：“……王你个溜溜球！我只想回家！”
现在，他不得不在温柔刀、冰山脸、蜜糖阱中努力求生，一边应付阿姨们无微不至（令人窒息）的“关怀”和暧昧涟漪，一边寻找回家的路。
这场充满意外与心跳的都市阿姨攻略战（反向），爆笑开幕！