第1章 师父一脚踹下山，只为几株破草？

The master kicked him down the mountain, all for a few broken blades of grass?

[Urban Martial Arts] [Humorous and Thrilling] [Multiple Female Leads] [Pretending to be Weak to Deceive Others]

At the summit of Kunlun Mountain, Hao Jian was kicked off the mountain by his master, who told him, "Go find your childhood fiancée and stop messing up the sect's medicinal fields on the mountain."

Hao Jian was unaware that his cultivation of the "Chaotic Medical Martial Arts Technique" had already allowed him to break through to the Great Perfection of the Divine Realm. He could split mountains with a tree branch and repel grandmasters with a breath. In his eyes, this was just "routine operation on the mountain."

Hao Jianxian inadvertently helped the aloof CEO Su Muxue cure her "martial arts poison."

He also happened to save policewoman Lin Mengyao, who was being hunted down by an ancient martial arts family.

Then, using "casual massage," he helped Chu Qingyue, the daughter of a martial arts master, break through her innate bottleneck.

He even cured Xia Wanqing, a healing-type doctor, of her "martial arts inner demons" through "chatting."

Finally, he was entangled by the cute hacker Luo Xiaoli, who said that "the aura on his body can help him crack top-level programs."

Even more outrageous is that the "Chaotic Medical Martial Arts Technique" taught by his master comes with a "dual cultivation resonance" effect—as long as Hao Jian is in close contact with the female protagonists, he can help them regulate their internal energy and break through their cultivation levels, but he himself is completely unaware of this, only feeling that "why are these girls always sticking up to me?"

From then on, Hao Jian began his unstoppable slap-in-the-face spree, making the five female protagonists' mothers-in-law "get a headache just seeing Hao Jian."

【都市高武】【搞笑爽文】【多女主】【扮猪吃虎】
昆仑山顶，郝建被师父一脚踹下山，理由是 “找你那娃娃亲未婚妻，别在山上霍霍师门药田”。
郝建不知道，自己修炼的 “混沌医武诀” 早已让他突破神境大圆满，随手掰根树枝能劈山，吹口气能震退宗师 —— 在他眼里，这只是 “山上日常操作”。
郝建先误打误撞帮冰山总裁苏沐雪解了 “武道毒素”
再顺手救了被古武家族追杀的警花林梦瑶
接着又用 “随手按摩” 帮古武千金楚清月突破先天瓶颈
甚至靠 “唠嗑” 治好治愈系医生夏晚晴的 “武道心魔”
最后还被萌系黑客洛小璃缠上，说他 “身上的气息能帮自己破解顶级程序”。
更离谱的是，师父教的 “混沌医武诀” 自带 “双修共鸣” 效果 —— 郝建只要和女主们近距离接触，就能帮她们梳理内劲、突破境界，可他自己浑然不知，只觉得 “这些姑娘咋老贴过来
从此，郝建开启了 无敌打脸，把五个女主的丈母娘折腾得 “一见郝建就头疼”