第1章 扣掉脑子扣掉脑子

Remove the brain Remove the brain

A cry rang out in the delivery room, and a cold wind blew across Tao Cici's face.

Pixiu and Bixie were fighting, and Pixiu kicked a quiet little Taotie that was eating nearby into a human's stomach.

Fortunately, after he was born, his parents doted on him and his older brother spoiled him. Every day, apart from eating and drinking, the little glutton never did anything serious.

I just went home to pick up some homework I'd forgotten, and I overheard a shocking truth coming from my parents' study.

She was actually... the one who was switched at birth!

The real princess will be back tomorrow!

The little glutton thought about the dramas she had seen where the wicked fake heiress drove away the real heiress.

Forget it, it's a high-level game, she doesn't have the brains for that.

"Oh no, oh no, I'm going to starve to death on the streets!" Little Taotie thought to himself, his brow furrowed in deep thought.

How will she ever feed herself with this kind of diet...?

When the real daughter returned, the pampered little glutton exclaimed in an unprecedented way: Ah~ happiness~

Tao Chuchu, the true heiress, says: "My little sister seems to have brainstem deficiency. She can't do anything but eat. What else can I do? How can I live without her? I'll just have to pamper her. But... hey hey hey, where did you come from, you stinky man, trying to steal my little cutie's pet rights?!"

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[Main CP] A strong, beautiful, and greedy little glutton × A gentle, cunning, and extremely powerful Bai Ze

[Sisters] Silly, straightforward younger sister + arrogant, bossy older sister

P.S.: Actually, Little Taotie is incredibly powerful; he's not pretending to be weak, he's just naturally mischievous...

[This story is set in a fictional world and is entirely fictional. Please do not take the events depicted in the story seriously.]

【产房里一声啼哭，冷冷的风拍到陶辞辞脸上】
　　貔貅和辟邪打架，一脚把旁边安静干饭的小饕餮踢到了人类肚子里。
　　幸好出生后爸妈疼哥哥宠，每天除了吃吃喝喝，小饕餮就没干过什么正经事。
　　只是回家拿一下忘记的作业，就听到了爸妈书房传出惊天真相。
　　她居然……是当年抱错的！！
　　明天真千金就回来了！
　　小饕餮想想她看过的恶毒假千金赶走真千金的戏码。
　　算了算了，高端局，她没那个脑子。
　　完了完了，要饿死街头了，小饕餮冥思苦想眉头紧锁。
       按她这吃法，怎么才能养活自己呢……
　　结果真千金回来后，被宠上新高度的小饕餮：啊~幸福~
　　真千金陶楚楚表示：妹妹疑似脑干缺失，除了干饭啥也不会，还能怎么办，离了她怎么行呢，凑合着宠宠吧。只是……诶诶诶，你哪里来的臭男人，和我抢小可爱的饲养权！！
　　……

　　【主cp】干饭大力美人小饕餮×温柔腹黑超强大白泽
       【姐妹】笨蛋直球妹妹➕傲娇大佬姐姐
       PS：其实小饕餮超厉害的，不是扮猪吃老虎，只是天然黑……
【本文背景架空，纯属虚构，情节请勿当真】