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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers. The group members all had avatars of certain anime characters and talked about strange topics—Chihaya Aine: [Family, just arrived in London and assigned to the Badger House. Does anyone know how to make the Pointon potion?] Mech Warrior: [Has anyone played "Cosmic God"? Why is Gaia's stats lower than Thunderbolt's? Do I have to go to jail for a second transmigration? This is truly speechless.] Lu Mingfei: [Uh... does anyone know what the hentai world is? I have a blond guy next to me who looks a bit too strong, and three incredibly beautiful older sisters with him... huh? Holy crap! Am I the victim? Song-ge, help me!] Toyokawa Shoko: [My Maybach was hit by a Yonhap. Where is Kassel?] At first, Song Shuhang thought everyone was just having a chuunibyou moment and doing cosplay online. It wasn't until various videos and photos were uploaded to the group chat by other members that Song Shuhang realized they really seemed to be time travelers. So the question is... if they've all time-traveled, how far behind am I? Suddenly, a group of people shouted in his ear, "Sir, we are willing to go with you!"

某天，宋书航意外加入了一个资深中二病患者交流群。里面的群友都顶着某二次元角色的头像，在群里说一些奇奇怪怪的话题——千早爱音：【家人们，刚来伦敦报道，被分到獾院了，有人知道怎么调波因顿魔药吗？】机战王：【有人玩过《宇宙星神》吗？这个盖亚的面板怎么比霹雳火还低？二次穿越还要坐牢吗？真的会无语死】路明非：【呃......有没有知道里番世界是个什么世界？我身边有个黄毛大兄弟看起来有点过于强壮了，身边还有三个究极漂亮的姐姐.........嗯？我艹！我是苦主？宋哥救一救啊！】丰川祥子：【刚坐的迈巴赫被大运撞了，卡塞尔是哪？】宋书航起初以为大家只是中二病犯了在网络上玩cos。直到各种各种的视频和照片被群友上传到群聊，宋书航才发现，他们好像真是穿越者。那么问题来了.....他们都穿了，那我还远吗？突然，一群人在他耳边高呼：“先生，我愿同归！”