第1节

Section 1

Once, a reporter from the *Witch's Daily* interviewed the second-generation Chief Witch, Lou Yue: "Ms. Lou Yue, some witches accuse you of selling audio recordings, photos, and custom ASMR, corrupting countless little witches, and ruining the atmosphere of witch society. What do you think?" Lou Yue replied righteously: "These are pure slander! I only bring kind care to all the little witches and genuinely solve their problems!" The reporter then asked: "Some people accuse you of becoming the Chief Witch because of some shady dealings. What do you think?" Lou Yue answered again: "Slander! Pure slander! My becoming the Chief Witch has absolutely nothing to do with my roommate being the first-generation Chief Witch!" As a result, after writing *The Pink Book and the Chief Witch*, the reporter was thrown into prison.

曾经，《魔女日报》的记者曾经采访第二代首席魔女楼月同志：“请问楼月小姐，有魔女指责你售卖音声，写真，定制asmr，带坏无数小魔女，败坏魔女社会的风气，你怎么看？楼月义正言辞的回答：这都是纯属污蔑！我只是给所有的小魔女带来亲切的关怀，切身实地的为她们解决问题!记者又问：“还有人指责你之所以能当上首席魔女，是因为有黑幕，你怎么看？”楼月又答：”污蔑！纯属污蔑！我当上首席魔女和我的同居室友是第一代首席魔女根本毫无关系！“于是，记者在写出了《粉色之书和首席魔女》之后，就是被丢入了监狱中。