第一章 第八号当铺的猫老板 

The Cat Boss of Pawnshop No. 8

[Headline] Mr. Shu Shu, a cat, has officially taken over Pawnshop No. 8, becoming the first "tail-wagging" president in the exorcism industry! The staff includes: a blue cat who loves accounting, two pythons who always forget their passwords, three gray mice skilled at delivering messages, and a calico cat cleaner who always sweeps dust into heart shapes. Their services include: collecting nightmares (with a free cat purring service), repairing crazed gears (running out of magic, meow!), and taking the blame for the church (but the price is extra fish treats). Currently, the company is facing its biggest crisis: gears in a factory are collectively tap-dancing, keeping the mice awake; human customers keep trying to touch the boss's ears, seriously violating workplace etiquette; and the snake employees insist on a raise, even though they can't even remember the door lock. — "This station's reporter, Meow Boy, reports: The company currently has £105 in funds..."

【头条】喵星人舒书先生近日正式接管第八号当铺，成为驱魔行业首位甩尾巴总裁！员工名单包括：一只热爱算帐的蓝猫、两只总忘记暗号的蟒蛇、三只擅长送信的灰鼠，以及一位总把灰尘扫成心形的三花猫保洁员。他们的业务范围：回收噩梦（附赠猫呼噜安抚服务）修理发疯的齿轮（用光魔法，喵！）替教会背锅（但价格得加小鱼干）目前公司正遭遇最大危机：某工厂的齿轮集体跳踢踏舞，吵得老鼠睡不着觉；人类客户总想摸老板的耳朵，严重违反职场礼仪；蛇员工坚持要求涨工资，尽管他们连门锁都记不住。——“本台记者喵仔报导：该企业目前资金105镑...