第 1 章 勾栏听曲

Chapter 1 Listening to Music in the Brothel

(Lighthearted + Funny + Invincible Background + Beloved by the Group + Overbearing + A Very Serious Villain, Really Serious)

King Tianwu listened to music in the brothel, and Jiang Daoli was the most reasonable person.

Jiang Daoli considers himself the most reasonable and upright person in the Divine Martial Continent. However, a system that ran away from home tells him that he is a villain. In order to maintain his upright life, he has no choice but to cause trouble for the Chosen One.

You wield immense power. My uncle is the emperor!

You are a direct disciple of the Holy Land, my elder sister is the Crown Princess!

You are a half-step Martial Saint, but your ancestor was a Martial God!

In this world, connections matter. May I ask which gang you belong to?

Jiang Daoli, don't be arrogant. My grandfather is the Prime Minister of Tianwu.

slap slap slap

Who do we have here? It's just some nobody.

You're a time traveler with the inheritance of the Pill Immortal, I'll just use you as fertilizer.

You are a reborn person seeking revenge in this life, so join me!

You think you're the crown prince of a dynasty who wants to unify the continent? Go play in the mud!

The Heavenly Martial King is on his way—anyone else is off-limits!

（轻松+搞笑+无敌背景+团宠+仗势凌人+很正经的反派，真的很正经）
勾栏听曲天武王，最讲道理姜道黎。
姜道黎，自认为自己是神武大陆最讲道理的人，也是最正经的人，可是某个跑路的系统告诉自己是个反派，为了保住自己正经的的生活，只能找找天命之子的麻烦了。
你权势滔天。我叔是皇帝！
你圣地亲传，家姐皇太女！
你半步武圣，家祖是武神！
出来混是要讲背景的，请问你是那条道上的？
姜道黎你不要嚣张，我祖父可是天武丞相
啪啪啪啪
我当是谁，原来是小瘪三啊
你是穿越者拥有丹仙传承，我直接拿你做花肥
你是重生者今生之为复仇，那就跟我混吧！
你是皇朝太子想要一统大陆？一边玩儿泥巴去吧你
天武王出行---闲人回避！！！！！