第1章 大狗嚼俱乐部

Big Dog Chew Club

(Multiple female leads, but none of them are pushovers; each has her own romantic storyline.)

My name is Yichen. I just run a small agency called "Yichen Helps You" in Xianzhou, taking on odd jobs.

But netizens seem to have some misunderstandings about me.

Uncle Cold Legs: Last time I got caught smuggling contraband from a starship, so I asked Brother Chen to commute my death sentence to not wearing a seatbelt.

Hua Dao: Thank you, Brother Chen. Yesterday, I buried it in the ground, and Brother Chen helped me change it to ginseng cultivation. He also helped me apply for a high-temperature cultivation subsidy.

I looked at these outrageous comments and was filled with confusion.

I just wanted to help people find the lost Puman and buy some soda soy milk for them!

At this moment, looking at the firefly girl suffering from entropy loss and the mysterious blindfolded woman next to her who could be possessed by demons at any time.

Now the pressure is on me...

However, it's quite easy.

Finally, I listened to everyone's experiences.

Indeed, this world is still too painful.

Pinocchio and Yi Chen looked at the train group before them: Black Tower, Screw Gum, Immortal Boat Luofu, Masked Fool, Star Core Hunter...

In the name of Yichen, seat #85 of the Genius Club, and with the help of the position of Taiyi of [Order], I will transform this imperfect world into the one we all desire!

Black Tower: Don't make this whole brainwashing of the universe sound so nice, you bastard!

（多女主但不白给，每个都有自己的感情线）
　　我叫逸尘，只是在仙舟开了家名为“逸尘帮你办”的事务所接点小活。

　　但网友们似乎对我有点误解。

　　寒腿叔叔：上回运了一星舰违禁品被逮住了，找尘哥死刑给我改成没系安全带了

　　花导：感谢尘哥，昨天给人埋地里了，找尘哥给我改成种植人参，还给申请了高温种植补贴。

　　我看着这些离谱的评论，陷入疑惑。

　　我明明只想帮人找找走失的噗满，代购苏打豆汁儿啊！

　　此刻，看着眼前患有失熵症的萤火虫女孩以及旁边那个随时会犯魔阴身的神秘眼罩女。

　　现在压力来到了我这边……

　　不过，也很轻松就是了。

　　最后，听着大家的经历。

　　果然，这个世界还是太痛苦了。

　　匹诺康尼，逸尘看着眼前的列车组，黑塔，螺丝咕姆，仙舟罗浮，假面愚者，星核猎手...

　　我将以天才俱乐部#85席逸尘之名，借助【秩序】太一之位，把这个不美好的世界，变成我们大家期望的模样！

　　黑塔：不要把洗脑全宇宙这件事说那么好听啊混蛋！