第1章挂来了?

It's hanging up?

This book is a sacrifice to the god of pleasure; all the inconsistencies in the text are the work of Ahaha.

[Makes up for regrets + Lighthearted + Not invincible + No female lead + Popular tropes + Main plot interspersed with historical anecdotes]

Because the information he provided was too shocking, Ye Mo was laid off.

But this also awakened the strongest journalist system.

With this, the Fontaine Shock Department gained another formidable member.

[Shocking! Barbatos refuses the angel's gift!]

[Shocking! Zhongli is actually the only Emperor-turned-black in Liyue!]

[Shocking! Thor was lured away by the tricolor dumpling!]

[Shocking! The Sumeru Cult Academy is using child labor!]

[Shocking! The Water God actually prefers to split up and act independently!]

[Shocking! Shinonin is the true pinnacle of Nata's power!]

[Shocking! The lady who attended Rosalyn's funeral did not attend]

Teyvats: Father, please stop your powers!

本书为献给欢愉之神的祭品，文中一切不合理的地方都是啊哈动了手脚
【弥补遗憾+轻松向+非无敌+无女主+热梗+主线夹杂野史】
由于提供的情报太过惊世骇俗，叶陌惨遭裁员
但也因此觉醒了最强记者系统
至此，枫丹震惊部又添一员猛将
[震惊，巴巴托斯竟然被天使的馈赠拒之门外]
[震惊，钟离竟是璃月唯一帝君黑]
[震惊，被三彩团子勾引走的雷神]
[震惊，须弥教令院竟然使用童工]
[震惊，水神竟然喜欢分头行动]
[震惊，希诺宁才是纳塔权利巅峰]
[震惊，罗莎琳葬礼女士竟然没到场]
提瓦特众人：活爹你快收了神通吧