第1章 魂穿废物弟子？开局地狱难度！

Reincarnated as a useless disciple? A hellish start!

[Simulator + Anti-cliché + Invincible + Funny + Mind-blowing + Thrilling Read]

Transmigrating to a fantasy world, the mediocre Su Che is bound to a "life simulator".

I thought I could become a pro step by step, but who knew this emulator was full of weird tricks!

[Day 1: You attempted to join a sect, but ended up falling for the sect leader's wife, resulting in your leg being broken and you being thrown out of the sect.]

[Day 5: You encounter the protagonist of a story about breaking off an engagement, choose to join the villain's camp, share the protagonist's opportunities, and obtain the "Sunflower Manual".]

[Day 10: You sneak into the saintess's boudoir, are caught red-handed, and in a moment of quick thinking, claim to be her long-lost father...]

Su Che: "???"

This emulator is malicious!

But after each simulation, can you choose to inherit a talent or skill?

Looking at the incredible rewards he received for his various bizarre deaths in the simulator, Su Che fell into deep thought...

This invincible path seems a bit crooked?

【模拟器+反套路+无敌+搞笑+脑洞+爽文】
穿越玄幻世界，资质平平的苏澈绑定了“人生模拟器”。
本以为可以按部就班成大佬，谁知这模拟器全是骚操作！
【第一天：你试图拜入宗门，结果看上了宗主夫人，被打断腿扔出山门。】
【第五天：你偶遇退婚流主角，选择加入反派阵营，瓜分了主角的机缘，获得《葵花宝典》。】
【第十天：你潜入圣女闺房，被当场抓获，急中生智说自己是她失散多年的亲爹……】
苏澈：“？？？”
这模拟器有毒！
但每次模拟结束后，还能选择一项天赋或功法继承？
看着模拟器里自己各种奇葩死法换来的逆天奖励，苏澈陷入了沉思……
这无敌路，似乎有点歪？