第1章 男人就该干男人该干的事！

A man should do what a man should do!

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

——

"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

【玄脑，模拟，搞笑，剧情流，热血逗笔，天赋“异禀”！】
开局喝水呛死，主角许川魂穿异界。

“系统，开启下一次模拟。”
【叮，正在抽取随机天赋。】
【恭喜宿主抽到随机白色天赋:“天生智障”】
【天生智障:“你天生就是智障，你总是做出各种匪夷所思的事。”】
【人生模拟开始】
【第一天，你抬起头，对着天空比了一个中指。】
模拟器外。
许川脸色一黑。
“啊啊啊反了！系统闪开！别拦着我！我要杀了他！”
……
——
“系统，给我开启下一次模拟！”
【叮！恭喜宿主抽中白色天赋:“精神病”】
【精神病:“自从得了精神病，你感觉好多了。”】
“……”
——
看着模拟器中的他被按在地上狠狠摩擦，许川欲哭无泪。
许川:“系统霸霸！求求了！你就给我一个正常一点的天赋吧！”
“好的，鉴于宿主比城墙还厚的脸皮，系统略微提高高品质天赋爆率，下不为例哦”
【叮，恭喜宿主抽中紫色天赋:“少妇杀手”】
【少妇杀手:“顾名思义，你是男人里的魅魔，你对成熟少妇的吸引力高达百分百！”】
……
许川:  “阿西巴！”
——
“各单位注意！伞兵许小川准备空降！”
“修行之惑，飞升之迷，且看许川如何一一破解，凭借模拟系统纵横仙界！