第1章 重金求子，美艳吸血鬼，小儿麻痹，仙人跳，黑吃黑。

Seeking a child for a large sum of money, a beautiful vampire, polio, honey trap, double-crossing.

[Crazy + Abstract + Funny + Explosive + No Female Lead + Decisive and Ruthless]

"No, why are you arresting me, officer? Please let me explain. I really do have polio. I was forced to come to Shang K. They don't treat me like a human being. They carried a disabled person like me here to take care of my sister's business."

"Oh? A brand new version? And someone reported you for kicking that wanted criminal to death with a flying kick, how do you explain that?"

"Slander! They're slandering me! They're stealing from me! They're cheating me! I'm a disabled person!"

"Relying on absorbing sunlight to replenish energy, what else could you be but a vegetable? From childhood polio to a vegetable state, your condition has worsened."

"Oh ho ho, you vampire, and you're even using solar energy as a new energy source!"

"Why do you always yell 'Take this!' at your opponent before every fight?"

"Let me emphasize this again! I rely on skill, not stats!"

"You mean, you personally witnessed a lord-level behemoth being kicked to death by a polio-stricken child?"

[Starting Character: A High School Student with Polio]

[Ending: The Black-Winged Demon Suppresses All Races]

Write in moderation, indulge in quirky humor and memes, enter the world I've created, and let me bring you joy. Let me prove that AI can never replace humanity.

I believe in parallel universes.

【发癫+抽象+搞笑+炸裂+无女主+杀伐果断】
   “不是，你扫皇抓我干啥，警察叔叔，你听我解释，我真是小儿麻痹，我来商K是被逼的，他们没把我当人呐，把我一个残疾人抬来照顾小姐妹的生意。”
    “呦呵？全新版本？还有人举报你飞起一脚踹死了那个通缉犯，这你怎么解释？”……
    “诽谤！他们诽谤我啊，来偷！来骗！我一个残疾人啊！”
    “靠吸收阳光补充能量，你不是植物人是什么？从小儿麻痹到植物人，你这是病情恶化了啊。”
    “哟呵，你这个吸血鬼还是新能源太阳能呢！”
    “你为什么每次战斗前都朝对方大喊吃我一击吧？”
    “再强调一次！我拼的是操作！我不是数值怪！”
   “你是说，你亲眼所见领主级巨兽被一个小儿麻痹飞起一脚踹死了？”
    【开局：小儿麻痹高中生】
    【结尾：黑翼大魔镇万族】
  适度写文，疯癫玩梗，进入我创建的世界，让我来给予你快乐。让我证明ai永远代替不了人类。
    我相信平行宇宙。