第1章 龙爹喂我吃恒星

Dragon Daddy fed me star food

[Purely enjoyable, incredibly satisfying, by a highly-rated veteran author, a silky smooth experience]

[The new book's rating has just come out and will likely increase later.]

I, a human infant, was wiped out by my enemies and thrown into a spatial turbulence.

However, he was unexpectedly picked up by the Starry Sky Demon Dragon Emperor and became the most favored prince of the dragon race in billions of years.

It's all thanks to my good suicidal tendencies.

Scene 1: My first meeting with my adoptive father, the Dragon Emperor, was when he fed me a drop of the Holy King's essence blood.

I couldn't withstand it and exploded into a bloody mist on the spot.

Result: Perfectly reshaped by the Law of Destruction, activating the Elementary Demonic Dragon Body.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (shocked): "Good heavens, this human cub... we've struck gold!"

Scene 2: My adoptive father, worried that I was cold, grabbed a star to keep warm.

I was practically roasted alive when I opened my mouth and inhaled a mouthful of stellar energy.

Result: Using a star as a baby bottle, physical experience +10%.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (ecstatic): "Interesting, so interesting!"

Scene 3: The aloof Daenerys Targaryen thinks I'm dirty and wants to purify me.

I grabbed her crystal dragon horn and took a bite, leaving a tooth mark.

Result: Unlocked affinity with the laws of life and time, Daenerys's CPU went into overdrive.

Dragon Emperor's foster father (laughing wildly): "See that! My son's teeth are just like mine! Pretty impressive!"

From then on, I roamed freely among the dragons.

Today I'll gnaw on some divine metal to sharpen my teeth, tomorrow I'll dismantle a saint's palace to use as building blocks.

The older siblings (tearfully accusing him): "Father, Mother! Do something about him!"

The Dragon Emperor and his wife (in unison): "He's just a child, you should be more lenient with him."

At the age of 18, I returned to Earth with a million dragons to avenge the annihilation of my race, leaving my enemies dumbfounded.

【纯爽，爽到极致，高分老作者，纵享丝滑】
【新书评分刚出，后续会涨】
我，一个人类幼崽，被仇家灭门，丢进空间乱流。
却意外被星空魔龙皇捡到，成了龙族亿万年来最受宠的皇子。
全靠我作死作得好。
场景一：初见龙皇养父，他喂我一滴圣王精血。
我没扛住，当场炸成血雾。
结果：在毁灭法则中完美重塑，激活了初级魔龙体。
龙皇养父（震惊）：“好家伙，这人类幼崽……捡到宝了！”
场景二：养父怕我冷，抓来一颗恒星取暖。
我快被烤熟了，张嘴就吸了一口恒星能量。
结果：把恒星当成奶瓶，体质经验+10%。
龙皇养父（狂喜）：“有趣，太有趣了！”
场景三：高冷龙妈嫌我脏，要净化我。
我抱着她的水晶龙角就是一口，啃出个牙印。
结果：解锁生命与时光法则亲和度，龙妈当场CPU冒烟。
龙皇养父（狂笑）：“看见没！我儿子的牙口随我！够劲！”
从此，我在龙族横着走。
今天啃个神金磨牙，明天拆个圣者宫殿当积木。
哥哥姐姐们（含泪控诉）：“父皇母后！你们管管他啊！”
龙皇夫妇（异口同声）：“他还只是个孩子，你们让着他点。
18岁那年，我带着百万巨龙返回蓝星报灭族之仇，仇家集体傻眼。