第1章 卡迪亚陷落？我先勒个混沌助助兴！

Cardia has fallen? Let me start with a chaotic mess to liven things up!

Li Chui woke up to a deafening explosion, his first thought being that the trolls on the Warhammer forum were arguing in his head again last night.

Until he found himself lying on a smoking, scorched earth, the sky dyed a sickly purplish-red, a giant fortress collapsing in the distance, and a giant over two meters tall, wearing black and gold power armor, walking towards him, his chainsaw axe emitting a piercing roar.

"Holy crap," Li Chui blinked, his Qatari instincts kicking in as he rolled behind a boulder, "This cosplay is way too real!"

李锤在震耳欲聋的爆炸声中醒来，第一反应是昨晚战锤论坛那群杠精又在他脑子里吵架了。
直到他发现自己正躺在一片冒着烟的焦土上，天空被染成病态的紫红色，远处巨型堡垒正在崩塌，而一个两米多高、穿着黑金动力甲的巨人正朝他走来，链锯斧发出刺耳的轰鸣。
“我操，”李锤眨眨眼，卡塔昌人的本能让他一个翻滚躲到巨石后，“这COSPLAY也太真了吧？”