第1章 灾厄慢一步，义父快一步

Disaster was delayed by a step, but the godfather was quick.

This novel tells the story of a young girl named Baida who accidentally travels to the world of *Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway*, gaining the ability to "life simulator" twice. In her first simulation, she chooses to become the "foolish" older sister of the genius Black Tower, using seemingly silly talents like "I think I can do it" to protect her younger sister in a naive yet passionate way. When destruction comes, she uses her own flesh and blood to build the last line of defense for Black Tower, revealing the tenderness and wisdom buried deep beneath the "foolish" disguise with blood-stained letters. This is a cosmic journey filled with laughter and tears, a heartwarming and heart-wrenching love story of a "foolish" older sister who, in her own way, burns everything for her loved ones amidst the torrent of star gods and fate. Later, she sparks a romance with Silver Wolf, becoming an indelible pain in Silver Wolf's data stream. After everything settles down, Baida will meet the train crew in Pinocchio. Finally, she travels to Onpharos to become Black Tower's head and teach Laigus a lesson about what it means to be a fool with good fortune. ⌓‿⌓

本本小说讲述了少女百达意外穿越 《崩坏：星穹铁道》世界，获得两次“人生模拟器”能力。 首次模拟中，她选择成为天才黑塔的“笨蛋”姐姐，凭借【俺寻思能行】等看似胡闹的天赋，以稚拙却炽热的方式守护妹妹。当毁灭降临，她用血肉之躯为黑塔筑起最后防线，以染血的信笺揭开“愚蠢”伪装下深埋的温柔与智慧。这是一场笑泪交织的宇宙之旅，一个“笨蛋”姐姐如何用她的方式，在星神与命途的洪流中，为所爱之人燃尽一切的暖心虐恋。 随后会和银狼擦出火花，成为银狼的数据流中磨灭不去的痛 而在一切都尘埃落定后，百达会在匹诺康尼与列车组相遇。最后前往翁法罗斯替黑塔变成脑袋给来古士上一课，什么叫做傻人有傻福。 ⌓‿⌓