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When an era is romanticized, it signifies its complete passing. For Chen Junqian, a struggling children's literature writer who remains a mediocre figure despite years of effort, he'd rather be reborn into his familiar yet alien childhood than travel to a supposedly wonderful but unrealistic two-dimensional world. However, the condition is that he must create the best romantic comedy in this most realistic and mundane world, starting in 2009. Lacking a childhood friend with maxed-out affection, he'll artificially create the perfect one. Without a gentle and considerate older sister next door, he'll try to hold onto the online romance offline. Forced to become the male protagonist of a romantic comedy, his task is to recapture the lost opportunities of his past life. If there are no events, create them; if there are no stories, create them. This book is definitely not a guide to rebirth in the new millennium, but I guarantee it will be one of the best time machines ever made.

当一个时代被浪漫化的时候，就代表它已经彻底地过去了。对于折腾了好几年仍然是个不入流儿童文学创作者的陈君谦来说，相比于穿越到一个据说很美好但此前从未接触过因此也不会有任何实感的二次元世界，他果然还是会选择重生回到自己熟悉而又陌生的童年时期。但作为条件，他所需要做的便是从2009年开始，在这个最现实最乏味的世界中创造出最棒的恋爱喜剧。没有自带满级好感的幼驯染，那就后天地去人造出一位最适合自己的青梅竹马。没有温柔体贴的邻家大姐姐，那就试着将系于网线之上的情缘在线下紧握手中。在被迫成为恋爱喜剧的男主人公后，他所要做的便是去将前世那些未曾留意而早早错失的缘分再次抓住。没有事件就去创造事件，没有故事就去发生故事。一本绝对没办法作为千禧年重生攻略指南的书，但我保证，它会是最棒的时光机之一。