第1章 降临之日 

The Day of Descent

[June 28th, I time-traveled.] [July 1st, I disguised myself as a kingdom agent and fooled the sheriff, sentence +10 years] [July 18th, I forged an identity to cross the border and incidentally killed the border guard, sentence +80 years] [August 2nd, I started brewing and selling bootlegging, and had eight fights with local thugs in one day. The Night Shift Chief was furious, sentence +50 years] [August 21st, I changed my identity and joined the Night Shift Bureau, altered my file, sentence -140 years] [September 3rd, I was discovered altering the file, sentence +500 years!] [December 25th, I ignited the flames of Reforging Fala City, sentence... +40k years, haha]... [July 7th, I am the Night Shift Chief now, sentence permanently reset to zero]... [December 12th, these files need a name change, how about the Regent's Memoirs?]... [June 28th, it's time...]

【6月28日，我穿越了。】【7月1日，我伪装成王国特务，唬退了警长，刑期+10年】【7月18日，我伪造身份跨越边境，顺便做掉了边防官，刑期+80年】【8月2日，我开始酿贩私酒，一天就和地头蛇火并了8场，夜勤局长大发雷霆，刑期+50年】【8月21日，我改换身份加入了夜勤局，改了我的卷宗，刑期-140年】【9月3日，我改卷宗被发现了，刑期+500年！】【12月25日，我点燃了重铸珐瑯市的烈火，刑期……+40k年吧，哈哈】……【7月7日，我是夜勤局局长了，刑期永久归零了】……【12月12日，这些卷宗该改个名了，摄政王回忆录如何？】……【6月28日，是时候...