第1章 她不想当人了

She doesn't want to be human anymore.

(Strong female lead, CP: Bai Yu)

She was an experimental subject of a secret underground research institute in the 21st century, number 0.

They can conjure things out of thin air, but lack empathy.

Reborn into an ancient farming family, she was born into a natural disaster and her entire family was exiled just a month after her birth.

Everyone around her said she was a jinx.

Grandma Su sneered, picked up her newborn baby on her back, and led the whole family, old and young, to pack their belongings and set off in a grand procession towards the place of exile.

"What bullshit jinx! If our sweet baby really is a jinx, then this old woman will bear all the blame for all the misfortunes!"

The entire Su family, young and old, "will shoulder this together!"

The place of exile is chaotic; a single swing of a stick can hit three desperate criminals.

Sweetie remained calm as a dog, slapping the shopkeeper, punching the poisonous old man, and beating up the young master of the city lord's family. She earned herself a wanted poster from nine kingdoms, her head worth two thousand gold, and even her friends and old acquaintances were all on the list.

The Su family members lay down.

Grandma Su said, "There are eleven people in my family, four of whom are wanted by the police. I can't control them anymore. Let them do whatever they want! A lot of lice don't itch anymore!"

The expressionless girl, Su*Tianbao*Jiuni, "..."

Later, the nine kingdoms knelt and wept.

Riding freely across the land, carefree and unrestrained, Sweetie is always followed by a carefree, dashing young man in white, who calls out, "Sweetie, Jiu'er, wait for me!"

（女强，CP白彧）
她是二十一世纪地下秘密研究所的实验品，编号0。
　　能凭空取物，无共情。
　　一朝重生，穿越到古代农家，刚出生就遇天灾，刚满月就全家流放。
　　周围都说她是灾星。

　　苏家阿奶冷笑一声，背起自家刚满月的甜宝，吆喝一家老小带齐家当，浩浩荡荡往流放之地出发。
　　“什么狗屁灾星，咱甜宝要真是灾星，所有灾老婆子一人扛了！”
　　苏家老小，“一起扛！”

　　流放之地秩序混乱，一棒子挥出去能砸到三个亡命之徒。
甜宝淡定如狗，掌拍白掌柜，拳砸毒老头，暴打城主家的小少爷，生生给自己打来了九国通缉令，脑袋价值两千金，连带身边小伙伴老伙伴通通榜上有名。
苏家人躺平了。
苏阿奶，“一家十一口，四个被通缉，管不了了，爱咋咋地吧！虱子多了不痒！”
面瘫少女苏*甜宝*九霓，“……”
后来，九国跪着哭了。

　　纵马江湖逍遥恣意，闯荡路上，甜宝身后总跟着个吊儿郎当、浪荡不羁的白衣少年，“甜宝，九儿，等等我呀~”