第1章 这个太子要辞职

The crown prince wants to resign.

"Father, I want to resign! What? If I resign again, you'll have to pass the throne to me? Don't be ridiculous, I'm still young! I won't resign, okay?"

"Qingque, how have you been to your brother? Do you want to be the crown prince? It's free, hey... don't go, don't go, I'll give you money, okay? The price is negotiable!"

"Child, do you want some Wangzai? If you were the crown prince, you could have as much Wangzai as you wanted, how about that? What's a crown prince? You can't eat or not eat? You little brat, do you want to stop having snacks?"

Li Chengqian was speechless. He just wanted to be a nobody who could live a carefree life and do nothing!

But with his strength, he couldn't allow it!

As the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty, while others were focused on intrigue and power struggles, always ready to launch an attack, he was constantly thinking about resigning.

While others feared being exiled to the frontier from Chang'an, he tried every possible way to escape the city.

He did everything from writing novels and running brothels to establishing schools, defeating the Tartars, promoting national prestige, and protecting the country—anything that had nothing to do with the Crown Prince.

What? You want me to oversee the country? You're dreaming! I won't do it!

He recklessly courts death, yet remains alive and well; he resigns every day, but his position remains secure!

But what can we do about it...?

He could only look up to the sky and sigh, "Who can save me? I really don't want to be the crown prince!"

“父皇，我要辞职！什么？再辞职就要传位给我，别闹，我还小呢！不辞了，先不辞了还不行吗？”
　　“青雀啊，哥哥对你咋样？想不想当太子啊？不要钱，哎……别走，别走，我给你钱还不行吗？价钱好商量啊！”
　　“稚奴啊，想喝忘崽吗？你当太子，忘崽管够怎么样？太子是什么？不能吃不要？小屁孩是不是想断零食了啊！”
　　李承乾很无语，他只想当个混吃等死的小人物，过好日子！
　　可这实力，他不允许啊！
　　身为大唐太子，人家专心于勾心斗角，随时准备发难。他倒好，三天两头想着辞职。
　　别人生怕离开长安发配边疆，他则是千方百计的想办法跑出长安。
　　写小说，凭勾栏，办学校，灭鞑虏，扬国威，镇山河，只要是跟太子没关系的活，他都干了。
　　什么？让我监国？你怕是想屁吃呢，不干！
　　他到处作死，依旧生命坚挺，天天辞职，位置依然稳固！
　　可这又能怎么办呢………
　　他不得不仰天长叹：“谁能来救救我，我真不想当太子啊！”