第1章 什么破妖术

What kind of lousy sorcery?

[1V1 + Both are virgins + Transmigration into a book + Cold, aloof, jealous, rough, and loyal male gong x Ruthless Taoist priest shou with clear-cut love and hate]

A genius Taoist priest from the 21st century unexpectedly transmigrates into a book and becomes the most tragic second male lead. Is he a love-struck fool? A naive and innocent girl? A sucker? An ATM machine?

Villainous Second Female Lead: Nian Chen~

Lu Nianchen: Don't look up.

Villainous second female lead: Huh?

I looked up, and *pia chirp*, a clump of bird droppings fell from the sky.

Amidst the second female lead's panicked screams, Lu Nianchen calmly walked towards Yu Mo: "I told her not to look up. Are you thirsty? Here, I made some mung bean soup. I'll cook something delicious for you when you get home from work."

...

Lu Nianchen: Brother Huaiyang, please help me. After that, I'll split the money my mom left me with you 60/40, you get 60% and I get 40%!

Male lead: Don't mention it, it's my pleasure! You wait.

After retrieving her belongings, Lu Nianchen looked at the male lead's back and smiled eerily: "Brother Huaiyang, let me give you another small gift."

That day, two rabid dogs suddenly rushed out and headed straight for the male protagonist, whose terrified screams echoed throughout the village.

When Yu Mo returned home, he found two large black dogs in his yard.

Lu Nianchen chuckled: I'm planning to raise them, you won't mind, will you?

...

Lu Nianchen looked at Yu Mo opposite him: You have everything in your life, but you're not perfect. If you want to be perfect... you're missing me.

【1V1+双洁+穿书+高冷爱吃闷醋糙汉忠犬攻x爱恨分明心黑手辣道士受】

21世纪天才小道长意外穿书成最惨男二，恋爱脑？傻白甜？冤大头？ATM机？


恶毒女二：念尘~

陆念尘：别抬头。

恶毒女二：啊？
抬头，pia叽，一坨鸟屎从天而降。

陆念尘在女二惊慌的尖叫声中淡定走向俞默：都说让她别抬头了，渴了吧？给，我熬的绿豆汤，等你下工回去我给你做好吃的。

……

陆念尘：淮阳哥，你帮帮我吧，之后我妈留给我的钱跟你六四分，你六我四！

男主：客气啥，我应该的！你等着。

拿回自己的东西后，陆念尘看着男主背影笑的瘆人：淮阳哥，我再送你个小礼物吧。

当天两只疯狗突然冲出直奔男主，男主惊恐的喊叫声响彻村子。

俞默回家看到自家院子多了两条大黑狗。
陆念尘嘿嘿一笑：我准备养它们，你不会介意吧？

……

陆念尘看着对面的俞默：你命里什么都不缺，但不够完美，要想完美……就缺个我。