第1章 开局就是地狱模式

The game starts in hell mode.

Upon waking, the protagonist finds himself transmigrated to a cultivation world where strength reigns supreme, becoming the impoverished owner of a small shop on the verge of bankruptcy. Just as he's at his wit's end, the "Strongest Internet Cafe System" awakens. From then on, the world's atmosphere begins to veer off course. Want to improve your swordsmanship? Play a game of Sekiro and experience the ultimate sword-fighting combat. Want to train your mental strength? Play a game of League of Legends and feel the thrill of strategic command. Running out of spiritual energy? A bottle of "Soda" instantly restores your mana, and a bag of spicy snacks can even temper your physical body! When reclusive elders fight over a single machine, holy maidens from sacred sites queue all night with bloodshot eyes, and demonic giants are hopelessly addicted to conquering dungeons... As the owner, the protagonist can only helplessly look at the astronomical amount of spiritual crystals in his account and say indifferently: "This shop is expensive. No noise allowed. Play games civilly and queue to cultivate immortality."

一觉醒来，主角穿越到强者为尊的修仙世界，成了家徒四壁、濒临倒闭的小商铺老板。 正当他一筹莫展之际，“最强网咖系统”觉醒。 从此，这个世界的画风开始跑偏。 想提升剑法感悟？玩一局《只狼》，体验极致的拼刀战斗。 想锻炼精神力？来一把《英雄联盟》，感受运筹帷幄的快感。 灵力耗尽？一瓶“肥宅快乐水”瞬间满蓝，一包辣条甚至能淬炼肉身！ 当隐世长老为了抢一台机器大打出手，圣地圣女为了通宵排队双眼通红，魔道巨擘沉迷于攻略副本无法自拔时…… 作为老板的主角，只能无奈地看着账户里天文数字般的灵晶，淡淡地说道： “本店收费昂贵，禁止喧哗，文明游戏，排队修仙。