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[This novel will be available for purchase on Friday, March 4th, with a 10,000-word chapter dropping then~] Shi Qian Gai transmigrated into an ancient world of cultivation, where the methods of cultivation were quite magical. Only words could communicate with heaven and earth and attract spiritual energy, thus every high-level cultivator was a literary master. She transmigrated into the body of a third-rate storyteller cultivator, destitute and starving, with her masterpiece, *The Golden Plum of the Immortal Palace*, on her table. Former online novelist Shi Qian Gai: "..." Can't write anymore, let me try a different approach.jpg Ten days later, on a dark and windy night, a novel in chapters was quietly published, standing out among a sea of ​​elegant titles— *The Fake Heiress Ascended Successfully After Being Rejected from Her Engagement*. The cultivators were greatly shocked: "Gimmicks, utterly vulgar!" "Even if I perish, even if I jump off this cliff, I won't glance at this kind of novel!" * Shi Qian Gai became famous overnight and embarked on the path of immortality. However, as her cultivation level increased, she encountered more and more strange readers. A genius cultivator from a renowned family read her cultivation novels and sought her advice on cultivation secrets; the elderly leader of the top sect read her detective novels and asked if she could help solve cases; the Holy Maiden Chief of the Hehuan Immortal Sect read her romance novels and consulted her on the tricks of love… Shi Qian Gai didn't think a multi-talented author was a good cultivator; she'd take any job if the money was right! * Later, the cultivators who boycotted Shi Qian Gai said, "Actually, Shi Qian Gai's novels aren't without merit…" "Ahem, what you say makes sense. Three thousand words a day, I can't do that." "I was careless last night and stayed up all night reading… Damn, it's so good!" Shi Qian Gai? You wait, I'm going to stop updating tomorrow. #IWantToCultivateImmortals,WriteThreeThousandWords# #NoAbandoningReaders,BoundlessPower# #Me,OnlineNovelAuthor,AscendingToCenterRank# ①Female protagonist leveling-up story, writing + cultivation + daily life, male protagonist appears later; ②A strange and wonderful cultivation world, my own worldview; ③Daily updates, after VIP chapters, the author will definitely update more than the female protagonist (doge). 【Female protagonist pre-order "I Scared the Entire Interstellar Space with Three Sentences"】 Shang Jingyan transmigrated to the interstellar space and found it to be a strange world. The literary works here are prosperous and diverse, but there are no "dark" elements. Everyone is love-struck, indulging in sweet dreams and pink bubbles. System【Your mission is to become a literary master, collect heart points~ make everyone's heart beat faster for you!~】 Former horror film director Shang Jingyan confidently【No problem.】A few days later, a holographic movie called "After Marrying the Evil God" was released, with the evil god jumping out on the screen at the beginning, a bloody escape in the middle, and an indescribable ending. —According to statistics, all the viewers who stumbled upon this place had their hearts pounding at 180 miles per hour that night. System: [? This is possible?] * Viewer A: "I will only ever love romance dramas... Horror movies are so good." Player B: "I want to conquer the NPCs... You damn evil god, prepare to die!" Reader C: "Novels should be beautiful... Damn, I can't sleep now!" Shang Jingyan single-handedly ignited a space horror craze. —It is said that she could scare the entire galaxy to tears with just three sentences. Movies were made, games were created, and variety shows were directed. Everyone cried while unable to resist reading the dark style, it was so good! * Later generations praised Shang Jingyan like this: "She is the queen of literature and art in the second era of the Star Calendar, leading people to rediscover fear and anger." "She used countless works to tell everyone—" "I will awaken you from your nightmares, please make your heart race and scream!" Theme: Everyone has their own talents, and even if you spend all your money, it will come back.</p>

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