第1章 平凡日常与旧货市场的邂逅

An Encounter Between Ordinary Daily Life and the Flea Market

— Spreading madness in exchange for divine power; I worship ancient gods in the modern city.

Li Yunfeng's life was originally like a cup of weak tea, until he bought a strange black game console at a flea market.

That night, the screen lit up, and a whisper echoed in my mind:

The cognitive artifact "Whisperer" has been activated.

[Initial task: Hum this "pleasant melody" to the three people]

[Failure Penalty: Permanent Cognitive Impairment]

He did as instructed.

The next day, the three colleagues began frantically dividing everything—cactus thorns, reports, even mobile phone screens—precisely into two halves.

He received his first blessing: "The art of cooking divided into two parts."

—It turns out that he wasn't bound to any legitimate system at all, but rather to an evil worship system that required him to "spread madness" in exchange for "offerings" and power from unspeakable ancient gods.

From that moment on, his life spiraled completely out of control:

The hummed melody plunges one into a bizarre and obsessive state;

The exchange abilities are all increasingly bizarre.

Colleagues, families of cultivators, government "relevant departments," multinational giant "Faith Technology"... all regarded him as a "source of pollution";

But the real threat goes far beyond that—

Beyond the starry sky, the ancient rulers are slowly awakening;

Behind the system lies a millennia-old game of chess between ancient gods;

He is both a pawn and the one who is about to overturn the chessboard.

This is a path to godhood from which there is no turning back.

—It is also a final war for the survival of civilization.

——散播疯狂，换取神力；我在现代都市供奉古神。
李云枫的人生原本像一杯泡淡的茶，直到他在旧货市场买回一台古怪的黑色游戏机。
当晚，屏幕亮起，脑内低语响起：
【认知奇物“低语者”已激活】
【初始任务：将这段“愉悦旋律”哼唱给三人聆听】
【失败惩罚：认知永久损伤】
他照做了。
第二天，三个同事开始发疯般地将一切——仙人掌刺、报表、甚至手机屏幕——精准地“二等分”。
而他，则获得了第一个赐福：【二等分的厨艺】。
——原来，他绑定的根本不是什么正经系统，而是要以“散播疯狂”换取“香火”，向不可名状的古神换取力量的邪道供奉系统。
从此，他的人生彻底失控：
哼唱的旋律让人陷入诡异偏执；
兑换的能力一个比一个邪门；
同事、修真世家、官方“有关部门”、跨国巨企“信仰科技”……纷纷将他视为“污染源”；
而真正的威胁，远不止于此——
星空之外，旧日支配者正缓缓苏醒；
系统背后，是古神博弈的千年棋局；
而他，既是棋子，也是即将掀翻棋盘的那个人。
——这是一条无法回头的成神之路。
——也是一场为文明存续而战的终末战争。