第1章 这姑娘，傻得不轻

This girl is incredibly foolish.

[Island military marriage + time travel + super brain genius + superpowers + real and fake heiress]

Zhou Shi is a zombie with a brain; she can push a handcart to find supplies.

Because humans say that if you have enough food, you won't panic.

They use their brains as their mouths to speak because they've heard that brains rust if they're not used.

Shi Sheng's goal is to become the most noble zombie queen.

Noble means beautiful and intelligent.

Therefore, Shishi cares a lot about her reputation.

In her mind, her brain is her face.

She learned from humans to go to bed early and get up early, and every time she woke up she would look in the mirror to see if she was still pretty and her brain was still working.

When Shishi woke up that day, she found herself with a messy, tangled mess of hair. She panicked and frantically searched for her brain.

I searched and searched, then bumped my head on the table leg and fell asleep.

I woke up in an unfamiliar place.

This place left her feeling lost, because she couldn't see any wandering zombies.

This made her happy again because she found the thief who stole the car and the inventory.

"You stinky egg, return the corpse car and the inventory."

The tall man looked completely bewildered.

"I'm not called Stinky Egg, I didn't take your car, and I didn't steal your inventory."

The corpse couldn't understand and kept tugging at his clothes, chasing after him for the debt.

Then, he joined the army.

It began a hilarious and absurd journey of learning life skills.

As Xie Lin continued learning, he discovered that his young wife was not only smart but also very capable.

Its nose is as sharp as a military dog's, its vision can turn corners, and its ears are as sharp as a hawk's.

"What? That solar energy can be converted into electricity? That was invented by an idiot?"

"What? A fool would separate fresh water from seawater?"

Xie Lin sneered, "Who's stupid? If you've got the guts, come at me!"

His wife is capable of much more than just these things.

They can draw equipment with extremely high combat power.

They can also create robots that can cook, clean, and take care of children.

Wow, he's picked up a powerful wife for himself!

【海岛军婚+穿越+超脑大佬+异能+真假千金】
周诗是个长脑子的丧尸，会推着手推车去找物资。
因为人类说有粮不慌。
会用脑子当嘴巴讲话，因为听说脑子不用会生锈。
尸生目标是成为最高贵的丧尸女王。
高贵，意味着漂亮，有脑子。
所以尸尸很在意自己的脸面。
在她认知里，脑子就是她的脸面。
她学着人类早睡早起，每次醒来都要照镜子看看自己漂亮脑子还在不在。
这天醒来，发现顶着的是乱糟糟的鸡窝头，尸尸慌了，拼命地找脑子。
找呀找，脑袋磕桌子腿，真睡了。
醒来就到了陌生的地方。
这个地方让她迷茫，因为看不到游荡的丧尸。
又让她高兴，因为找到了偷车车和存货的小贼。
“臭蛋，还尸尸车车和存货。”
高大男人一脸懵。
“我不叫臭蛋，没拿你车，也没偷你存货。”
尸尸听不懂，扯着他的衣角追债。
然后，然后随军了。
开启了让人啼笑皆非的生活技能学习之旅。
学着学着，谢临发现小媳妇不仅聪明还很厉害。
鼻子赛军犬，视力会转弯，耳朵堪比顺风耳。
“什么？那太阳能变成电，是傻子研究出来的？”
“什么？傻子会用海水分离出淡水？”
谢临冷笑，“谁傻？有本事，你们来？”
他媳妇会的可不仅这些。
会画武力值超强的装备。
还能造做饭打扫带小孩的机器人。
厉害了，他给自己捡了个大佬媳妇啊！