第1章 本座决定，提桶跑路

I've decided to pack my bucket and run away.

[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]

Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"

Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."

Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"

This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)

【第四天灾】+【群像】+【无女主】+【幕后流】+【全员沙雕】＋【轻松】
土著修士甲： “听说了吗？那归元宗就是个魔窟！弟子个个不怕死，打架专攻下三路，还随身带着屎！” 土著修士乙： “太可怕了！我上次见他们几十个人围着一个魔族祭坛跳大神，愣是把那魔魂给跳崩溃了！” 多宝阁掌柜： “别提了！他们就是一群强盗！上次一百多个人围着我砍价，我差点死在那！”

归元宗宗主江辰（捂脸）： “累了，毁灭吧。这届弟子真的太难带了……”

玩家（兴奋脸）： “宗主别丧气啊！新活动什么时候开？听说隔壁青阳宗的护山神兽挺肥的，咱们什么时候去把它炖了？”

这是一个被迫营业的宗主，带着一群除了好事什么都干的沙雕玩家，把修仙界搅得天翻地覆的欢乐故事。 （注：本书慢热、细节控、群像剧、含有大量令人智熄的操作，请在吃饭时谨慎阅读。）