第1章 诡计鸦羽，剧目开始！

The trickery of Raven Feather, the show begins!

[Solo fan of Sai Feier!] + [Daily life?] + [System] + [Positive and uplifting!] + [Not a wish-fulfillment story] + [Plot-driven]

"System, if the ending is destined to be shattered, then let me steal a comedy that never ends."

The time traveler Li Hao has two secrets: he stole from all over Onphalos just to build an amusement park; he bickers with the cat thief every day because he's afraid of hearing the flowers wither.

While Saifeier used the Titan's body as a cat tree, Li Hao was peeling an apple with Bai'er's sword; while Aglaia's gold thread wrapped around Ohma, he was auctioning off a seamstress's dress at the Marble Market, simply because Saifeier had bet that he dared not.

"Little Rizi, the carousel you built for the wheelchair girl... was it modified from the rings behind Aigle?"

"That's called making full use of resources! We can't just leave it there!"

"But you were clearly forcibly broken off from Aigle!"

It wasn't until the starry sky of Onphalus began to crack that these two sworn enemies discovered—

Even if she could surpass the radiance, she could not escape her destined fate.

Even if he could steal death, he couldn't steal a perfect ending.

A chilling system notification rang out: [The final performance, please steal the tears of "The End"]

【赛飞儿单推！】+【日常？】+【系统】+【积极阳光向上！】+【非爽文】+【剧情向】
“系统，如果结局注定破碎，就让我偷一场永不散场的喜剧。”
穿越者黎昊有两个秘密：他偷遍翁法罗斯只为造一座游乐园；他每天和猫咪怪盗斗嘴，是怕听见花海的凋零。  
当赛飞儿把泰坦神躯当作猫爬架时，黎昊正用白厄的佩剑削着苹果；当阿格莱雅的金线绕满奥赫玛时，他却在云石市集拍卖裁缝女的礼服，只因赛飞儿下了注赌他不敢。  
“小日子，你给轮椅妹造的旋转木马…是用艾格勒身后的环环改的吧？”
“这叫充分利用资源！总不能就把它扔那吧！”
“可你明明是硬生生从艾格勒身上掰下来的！”
直到翁法罗斯的星空开始崩裂，这对冤家才发现——
纵使连光芒都能超越，她也逃不掉那个注定的命运。
纵使连死亡都能偷取，他也偷不得一个完美的结局。
系统冰冷提示炸响：【最终演出，请偷走「终焉」的眼泪】