第一章 万事屋，竭诚为您服务！ 

Yorozuya, dedicated to serving you!

Want to rescue someone from Azkaban? No problem, so easy! Want to see the wizarding world wiped out? Simple, just pay up! Want to sink Hogwarts into the Black Lake so Mom won't have to worry about my studies anymore? Good idea, this one's free! Want to see Mars collide with Earth? Young man, take things one step at a time, don't be so ambitious... How about the moon colliding with Earth? In May 1987, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry expelled a student. That same year, a brand new shop opened in Cross Street. Ares Delfino stepped out of the school, a smile on his face, and bowed gracefully to the wizarding world: The Everything Shop, dedicated to solving the problems of every noble wizard! PS: This book is also known as: Part-Time Professor at Hogwarts [Serious HP Fanfiction]

想从阿兹卡班捞人？没问题，soeasy！想看魔法部落地成盒？很简单，钱给够就行！想把霍格沃茨沉入黑湖，让妈妈再也不用担心我的学习？goodidea，这单给你免费！想看火星撞地球？年轻人，饭要一口口吃，路要一步步走，不要那么好高骛远...让月亮撞地球行不行？1987年5月，霍格沃茨魔法学校开除了一名学生，同年，对家巷一家崭新商铺开业。阿瑞斯·德尔菲诺一步踏出校园，面带微笑风度翩翩，对着魔法世界施然一礼：万事屋，竭诚为每一位尊贵的巫师排忧解难！ps：本书又名：霍格沃茨的兼职教授【正经hp文】