第一章：社死开局！第一天警局做客

A disastrous start! My first day visiting the police station.

[Slice of life on campus + sweet romance + single female lead + no system + no rebirth]

He was arrested as a pervert right from the start! All because he accidentally touched the school beauty's butt on the bus!

After being exonerated, Su Yan dragged his luggage and knocked on the door of his shared apartment. To his surprise, the person who opened the door was Xie Zhiyao, the school beauty who had just called the police to arrest him!

Forced to start a cohabitation life with the school beauty and her arrogant best friend on a split-the-bill basis.

"Instant noodles are garbage!"... "They smell so good, I'll have another bowl!"

"Five million yuan has been deposited into my Alipay account? Is this my meal allowance for next month?"

"Zhiyao! I filmed the whole video of you getting drunk and hugging his neck, calling him 'husband'!"

...

While the whole school was buzzing with rumors that "a poor boy was trying to curry favor with a tycoon for money," Xie Zhiyao suddenly grabbed the microphone from the stage where everyone was watching.

"What's all the fuss about? I was the one who pursued him, I've already given the betrothal gifts, and our future children will take his surname. Anyone with objections, step forward now!"

Question: How do I split the bill when living with a wealthy heiress and a beautiful school girl? Is it stressful?

Su Yan: She's not just AA, she's AB!

【校园日常+甜宠+单女主+无系统+不重生】
开局被当流氓抓进局子！只因公交上手滑碰了校花屁股！
沉冤得雪后，苏言拖着行李敲开合租房，开门的竟是刚才报警抓他的校花谢知遥！
被迫与校花和她的傲娇闺蜜开启AA制同居生活。
“泡面是垃圾！”...“真香，再来一碗！”
“支付宝到账五百万？这是下一个月的餐补？”
“知遥！你喝醉后搂着他脖子喊老公的视频我全拍下来了！”
...
当全校都在疯传“穷小子为钱攀附财阀”时，谢知遥竟在万人瞩目的演讲台上一把抢过话筒
“吵什么？是我追的他，聘礼我都下了，未来孩子跟他姓，有意见的现在站出来！”
提问：和财阀校花同居如何AA？压力大吗？
苏言：她不止AA，应该是AB！