第1章  虎逼青梅

Tiger and green plum

In my past life, I was suffering from cancer. My childhood sweetheart came to my rescue and said she would give me a son and a daughter so that our brotherly bond could continue.

If I'm unhappy today, I'll beat my son; if I'm unhappy tomorrow, I'll beat my daughter.

After his rebirth, Ye Chen wanted to have a proper romance with his childhood sweetheart, but Zhao Xiaoling's headstrong personality made things difficult for him.

"Old Ye, are you trying to suffocate me by kissing me so hard that you'll find me a new deskmate?"

"Old Ye, did these punks bully you? Get out of my way, or they'll splatter blood all over your face!"

"Old Ye, you gave me roses, are you cursing me to die young?"

Watching Zhao Xiaoling uproot trees with her bare hands and chug bottles of baijiu, Ye Chen rubbed his throbbing temples and inwardly groaned.

Why are other school beauties so cute and adorable, while mine is such a jerk?

前世身患癌症，青梅赶来说要给我生对儿女，以此来继承我们的兄弟感情。
今天不高兴就削我儿子，明天不开心就削我女儿。
重生后，叶尘本想和青梅好好谈一场恋爱，可赵小凌的虎逼性格让他有些犯难。
“老叶，你这么用力亲我，是不是想憋死我，然后换个新同桌？”
“老叶，这几个小瘪三欺负你了？给我让开，小心待会儿崩你一脸血！”
“老叶，你送我玫瑰花，是不是诅咒我早死？”
看着徒手拔树，喝白酒吹瓶的赵小凌，叶尘揉了揉发胀的太阳穴，心里一阵哀嚎。
为啥别的校花软萌可爱，而我的校花却是个虎逼？