第1章 我叫王大龙，有一个禽兽系统

My name is Wang Dalong, and I have a Beast System.

[A humorous story set in a courtyard house. If you don't laugh after reading it, leave a negative review.]

What will happen when Wang Dalong, the ultimate fun-loving man, arrives at the courtyard house?

Yi Zhonghai: I'm moving! I can't live in this shabby place anymore!

Sha Zhu: You can leave, but the old lady and the child can't!

Yan Bugui: I do some quick calculations, and it's time to pay protection money again.

Xu Damao: Dalong is my best brother!

Lou Xiao'e: Da Mao, it's time to take your medicine.

Liu Haizhong: Quiet down, everyone. We're starting a meeting now. The topic of the meeting is: How to exploit someone's family fortune!

【四合院搞笑文，看过不笑，差评留下】
　　究极乐子人王大龙来到四合院，会发生什么事情？
　　易中海：老子要搬家，这破院子没法住了！
　　傻柱：你可以走，一大妈和孩子不能走！
　　阎埠贵：掐指一算，又是交保护费的日子。
　　许大茂：大龙是我最好的兄弟！
　　娄晓娥：大茂，该吃药了。
　　刘海中：都静一静，现在开会，会议主题，论如何吃绝户！